General chitchat for August

Almost as addicting as "himself". Wouldn't be a blast to sit around a table and hash these topics out in person? Only thing we'd need besides snacks and "drinks" would be Poise 'cause the hilarity would raise havoc with our bladder control.

Yesterday we had heavy rain, too.
Anyway, I had my weekly visit to the zoo and spend most of the time in the cat's house watching the snow leaopards and the little Geoffrey's cats. Funnily, those little cats are more active in rain than in good weather.
O, and the female snow leopard finally allows the male to be with her at the same side of the enclosure, so there might still be some hope for cute baby cats.
In one of the rain breaks I went to the feeding of the seals and received another shower. Apparently, those seals don't understand that human beings only like to get wet when it is warm!

patty, you're right, one good laugh and it's Johnstown flood. LOL

Natasha I'm glad you had a good time at the zoo. I love watching snow leopards interact. Especially female to male. Cats rule!

Whoa! How the hell did we get 79 users online now??!!

Katiedot wrote:Whoa! How the hell did we get 79 users online now??!!

Because this is the "greatest" and funniest forum ever. We have some of the most humerous participants around. We have the sense of humor George likes (especially at its raunchiest).

Thank you for all your hard work. You are the best.

Katiedot wrote:Whoa! How the hell did we get 79 users online now??!!

In my case, I am online now because I am doing an experiment and the incubation time is one hour long. I sitll have 20 minutes more to continue the experiment!

pattygirl wrote:

Katiedot wrote:Whoa! How the hell did we get 79 users online now??!!

Because this is the "greatest" and funniest forum ever. We have some of the most humerous participants around. We have the sense of humor George likes (especially at its raunchiest).

Thank you for all your hard work. You are the best.

I wasn't fishing for condiments, really I wasn't, but thanks all the same!

Couldn't believe my eyes when it ticked over to 82 people online at the same time.

Too bad they don't all chime in and comment. I wish I hadn't waited so long to become part of the group. It really does a body good.

pattygirl wrote:It might be fun trying them on, though.

But seriously, all hoohas look pretty much alike. Penises however come in quite a variety of styles and sizes. A lot of choices there.

Hey... not that I’ve seen other hoohas but I like to think they come in “a variety of styles and sizes”! I think my hoohas the best! How about the rest of you ladies? Are you going to stand up for your hooha? As for his, it would be great if we could try them on for size but, I’ve always heard it’s the driver that parks the car in the garage. A good driver will always drive it home smoothly! Therefore, I’m not in the market to be a crush test dummy.

LMAO @ Katie. Glad I'm not the only one.

Only a couple of problems with picking out penises that way is that some are growers and some are showers. Its hard to tell until they are ready for action. And as Cinderella said, he might have an impressive car in the garage but if he doesn't know how to drive it, the deal is off.

Katie, maybe word got out about our package watching thread. LMAO

And Ditto to what Patty said.

Yes, it's more fun when you interact! I love this forum because, it's "a friendly place where George Clooney fans can meet, chat and find out the latest news and gossip with other fans." Congratulations, Katie! And… can I say, Congratulations us?

MyGirl quote: "Katie, maybe word got out about our package watching thread. LMAO"

I think you are absolutely right. I think everyone enjoys "racy" talk to break up the day.

What's a shower penis? Well they do say size doesn't matter of course it really does. As for my hooha never had any complaints and they do all look the same just some are more worn then others!

Dexter, that was meant to say show-er (rhymes with grower). Stupid auto correct gets me every time. LoL

i think that I got what Hooha means and girls...if you would imagine how is the sound/pronounce in portuguese for hooha...ROTFLOL

marina wrote:i think that I got what Hooha means and girls...if you would imagine how is the sound/pronounce in portuguese for hooha...ROTFLOL

I was reading in English, so I just realized the sound when you mentioned , hahaha

Dexterdidit wrote:What's a shower penis? Well they do say size doesn't matter of course it really does. As for my hooha never had any complaints and they do all look the same just some are more worn then others!

Thanks, Dex for that addition. I don't think it's a shower penis as much as a penis that is more for display than anything. Like maybe the mind attached to it thinks it looks good, but doesn't really know how to use it well. That's how I interpreted it, anyway.

pattygirl wrote:

Dexterdidit wrote:What's a shower penis? Well they do say size doesn't matter of course it really does. As for my hooha never had any complaints and they do all look the same just some are more worn then others!

Thanks, Dex for that addition. I don't think it's a shower penis as much as a penis that is more for display than anything. Like maybe the mind attached to it thinks it looks good, but doesn't really know how to use it well. That's how I interpreted it, anyway.

How about a penis-shaped soap-on-a-rope???? How's that for a shower penis?! hahahahaha I'm the cleanest girl in town! ROFLMFAO!!!

Oh, Mel, I'm sure you are (at least in body if not in mind). Forgot about those. Do they still make them? I might buy me one.

If you find any, let me know!!!

Lucy, do you thinks there's a chance George would shop here based on avatars?

LOL LL' Only if we all do some semi nudes and use them as our avatars, well maybe we should put up fakes!

I think the avatars we have right now really tell Gee who we are. So if he picked say Lucy, he likes dogs, or me he truly likes himself striking a pose!!! Cindi, maybe the blonde thing is true!!! Heaven help him on some of the others!!! (no offence intended!!).

I better start hoping he likes penguins then! He does look good in a tux so he may find that a good point. LOL

lucy wrote:LOL LL' Only if we all do some semi nudes and use them as our avatars, well maybe we should put up fakes!

Only way I'd do it is a fake. Nothing too va -va-voom, just attractive enough to get noticed.

melbert wrote:If you find any, let me know!!!

Well, Mel. I'm letting you know. Found a bunch in Bing Search. They are less than $10. US. There was even a UK site that had one for 2.99. Don't know how that equates to US(never good / foreign $). That was a novelty seller. Saw a purple one, very dildo like for $7.95 US.

LouisLane wrote:Lucy, do you thinks there's a chance George would shop here based on avatars?

Well, if this was true, Mel would have us beat hands down! I picked my avatar because it looks like George is reading every post! I thought it was funny! He’s looking at me right now! …

... Stop it, George… giggle, giggle, giggle…

Cinderella wrote:Congratulations, Katie! And… can I say, Congratulations us?

Just to clarify, when I said “us” I meant all of us!

Hi Cinds, thanks for the contrats. I think we're doing a bang-up job dissecting each segment of George's life. LOL I know I'm totally obsessed with this forum.

And Katie, many thanks for keeping this forum together. I know it's a lot of work for you.

Hahaha I think if we ever used a penis (on a rope or otherwise) as our avatar Katie would kick us off this chatroom quicker than we can say "bikini bottom."

And Patty, they have photos of penis' on Bing Search. Oh my, is nothing sacred?

Cindi, it's just a bar of soap, not a fullblown penis.

And who'd want an avatar Penis. It wouldn't attract George to us. Besides, I think it would be a definite distraction, and we seem to do enough of that ourselves.

Oops misunderstood. Well every now and again I have to prove I'm blonde. LOL

A penis shaped bar of soap? So that means each time the soap is used it gets smaller? Hang it high so it doesn't get wet. LOL

Hello Ladies and Welcome to the Newbies!!

Been visiting Mom for 3 weeks going home Mon, Aug 22. No computer, so stopping in at Kinko's every now again to check e-mail. Really haven't checked the forums until now.

LOL, before I left, I won't on my boss' calendar that I had to leave early on Wed, Aug 31. Don't forget that's Venice FF day and our chat here!!

Oh, I’m glad you said something about that, Sisieq. I would have forgotten about the chat. I would have tried to watch the Venice FF but I don’t know if I can get it. Does anyone know if it’ll be aired in the US? I’m such a Clooney virgin!

Cinderella wrote:Oh, I’m glad you said something about that, Sisieq. I would have forgotten about the chat. I would have tried to watch the Venice FF but I don’t know if I can get it. Does anyone know if it’ll be aired in the US? I’m such a Clooney virgin!

I don't think so, not live in US anyway. Time difference would make it kind of impossible. If I remember rightly, the entertainment news shows showed the red carpet the next day. Dribs and drabs of news of festival results also were reported.

What's the point of a penis that doesn't get wet? Oh wait, we're still talking about soap are we?

Off Topic but this morning when I got my George's cover off his cage I found an EGG! So my feathered friend is a little girl George. She was driving me crazy the last couple of days and I couldn't work out why. She has quietened now and seems very happy with herself. Of course with no male around the egg won't hatch but still it's an achievement for her!

Ohhhh! How fantastic! So George is actually Georgie? Does that make you a grandmother Dex?

LOL Yes to an egg! Now I know how the easter bunny feels.

Too funny about your egg surprise. Lol

Been MIA for a couple of days. Hubby got an unexpected 4 day weekend and since he's been working out of town for months, we had an overnight getaway, just the 2 of us. Was nice to get away from reality for a while.

Katiedot wrote:What's the point of a penis that doesn't get wet? Oh wait, we're still talking about soap are we?

Bwahahaha!

A penis that doesn't get wet is wearing a raincoat. Isn't that what raincoats are for? But ..... when a soap one gets wet and diminishes, you can always get a newer model.

@Dex, thinking about it, laying an egg must be damn painful. I mean, if you think about the size of the egg and then the size of your bird's, um are we calling it a hooha now? then it's got to be like giving birth, right?

@MGK: cool! Did you go anywhere nice?

Katiedot wrote:@Dex, thinking about it, laying an egg must be damn painful. I mean, if you think about the size of the egg and then the size of your bird's, um are we calling it a hooha now? then it's got to be like giving birth, right?

@MGK: cool! Did you go anywhere nice?

Katie,what do you mean "like" giving birth - Georgie did give birth - okay it didn't come out yelling and screaming but she did it. So even if it's just an egg, congrats Dex. You must be proud.

MGK, hope it was nicely air conditioned and hope you took advantage of all the amenities, wherever it was.

Oh great patty, now I am visualizing a penis with a raincoat on it. Doesn't it usually wear glasses? LOL

LOL! True.

Good Morning, cindi. That's an eyeopener. Glasses and black socks.