April chit chat

HAPPY EASTER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A44xU35UC1Y&context=C4c73cadADvjVQa1PpcFMZbJhw2PVXK6Az9qnPb_4mTq0GMfFfUOY=

Easter Greetings

Thanks Maggy for the video...the song is lovely.

I found another video of that song, so popped it on Music Can !

To those celebrating, happy Easter, happy Passover (is that the right thing to say?) and of course a very happy New Year.

wishing everyone a blessed holiday, whichever you celebrate.


@Katie, those must be hard-boiled eggs; they're not spatting on the bottom of the screen!

I hope they're not hard boiled... some of them are falling fast enough to hurt somebody.lol

Happy Easter, Spring and/or good wishes for Passover

Love the eggs! My cats love them too...

Just debating whether to have a chocolate button egg for my brekky LOL.

Is that even a question??? Definitely!

Just had the bag of choccky buttons.......for now LOL

Can you get Easter Eggs where you are Katie or are they Easter Melts...

Hah! No Easter eggs here (yet) but we just found a stash of left over Christmas hampers so we're very happy with our fruit cake and ginger bread.

Never mind about 1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William the Second. Such things are not going to affect one's life ...

But 1932 the Mars Bar and 1936 Maltesers and 1937 the Kit Kat - these dates are milestones in history and should be seared into the memory of every child in the country.
Roald Dahl

These Chocolate Eggs are fascinating....some float like a feather, others sink like stone. Aaaaaaaaah......pretty

Oh no.....they've all melted into a pool of chocolate
all over my keyboard.
I'll have to lick it all off now.

Happy Easter girls! Oh Katie those colored eggs are so cute! Wouldn't want to get hit in the head with one though...OUCH!

Happy Easter to all, been obsessed with a new show, well new for me,it's an oldie but a goodie in England, Top Gear! Having so much fun watching these intelligent men behave like boys and have so much fun doing it.

Are you in Uk lucy ?

Top Gear is a blast !
I always thought it was the best comedy show
on TV. I do hope you've seen the one when they go to Norway to "investigate" how the Norwegian's deal with snow ?
If not you must find it....it's

Snow measuring the Clarkson way !

thanks for the laughs!!!

and for that.... herm.... chocolate eggs too!

OMG I have too much chocolate which I HAVE to eat....

I'm such a goodie....puke....
I only have one box of chocs in the fridge,
which I bought !!!!

Another snow measuring experience !

I have a Giant Asda Egg...a medium Cadbury egg, a mini eggs egg, 2 chocolate oranges, a box of Matchmakers, a box of After Eights and a box of Ferro Rocha...spotty and fattyville here I come (again!)

Ooooo Merlin....I'll pop over tomorrow to help you !
On second thoughts....my hips are big enough

stop it!
please
I have no chocolate eggs here....

It's Me, grab one of the ones falling! That's how I'm enjoying my need for chocolate! Thanks Katie for the eggs!

LOL

thanks
and they are surely sugar -free!!!

If you are bored, try this, you might get somebody free : Link

Joanna, I'm in Texas, my son introduced me to Top Gear, we watch it on Netflix. Love the sense of humor, plus all the places they travel to, and alot of interesting info about cars.

....and the celebs who drive in the reasonably priced car of course.
Tom Cruise and the blonde girl from....CRS again.....were brilliant !

Haven't seen those yet, but I did see the one with Jay leno, my favs so far are the specials when they go to a country and compete in junkers. Seen the one in South America, India, Viet Nam, Africa, and France were they drove very expensive cars instead of junkers. There 20 seasons of this show, I don't know why the yanks can't come up with something this good, we get stuck with the same crap year after year unless it's a show on cable/dish.

Las Vegas Churches Accept Gambling Chips?

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU
NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS,
THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO
COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.




THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

CHIP MONKS! very funny, it's certainly interesting about churches and what faith they represent depending on location. Here in Texas you can find a Baptist church on just about every block. But Catholic and Vegas that's a surprise.

Some good stuff here lucy....hope you can access it ?

http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos

Thanks Joanna was able to access.

Ooooops!!! Missed out on all those Easter Eggs... Boooo Pari!!!


Sorry I am late folks... but yes indeed, did think of you all during this very special season, in prayer Wishing each of you and your family, a grand time of HOPE... and for those especially celebrating this time of gladness, a rejuvenating revelling in Christ's victory!!! Lots of love

Actor/comedien Bob Hope's perspective on life:

For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your Grandparents.

I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART.

Tribute to a man who DID make a difference.

TURNING 70
I still chase women, but only downhill'.

ON TURNING 80
'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.'

ON TURNING 90
'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'

ON TURNING 100
'I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.'

ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR
'Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover'.

ON PRESIDENTS
'I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.'

ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER
'When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, Congratulations, you have an eight pound ham.

ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY
'Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.'

ON HIS SIX BROTHERS
'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.'

ON HIS EARLY FAILURES
'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the
stuff the audience threw at me.'

thanks

I loved Bob Hope's shows! Thanks CindiGirl!

Hey cindi.....Bob Hope was so funny with his dry comments.

I always loved Bob Hope....he was the one celebrity I had always wanted to meet, even as a little kid...sadly I never did...but I always enjoyed everythng he did....thanks

" Café Georges Clounet "

I wish I could find some ....that would be even more

Where did you find this one ?

Atalante wrote:Where did you find this one ?

PM'd you....

Here's an interesting video about a dolphin rescue in Florida.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/09/florida-family-rescue-bea_n_1412531.html

Fort George ?

sweet dolphin clip!!!!

Only in This Stupid World
......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

Only in This Stupid World
.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in This Stupid World
.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters..

Only in This Stupid World
......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
Our useless junk in the garage.

Only in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens
Our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is
'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that
Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made
With artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who
Invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of
Day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there
Mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah
Swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the
Needle for lethal injections?

You know that
Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep
Shrink when it rains?

Why are they called
Apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of
Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so
Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
even a chuckle)

...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every
once in a while.

Spread the Stupidity!
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Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER,(I)-(L)OVE,(Y)OU

ROFL patty. I love it.

Although George Carlin was noted for his foul mouth in his earlier years, as he got older his mouth mellowed but his wit stayed just as sharp. I think the young people of today are going to miss out on some fantastic comedy because the really great comics, Bob Hope, George Burns, George Carlin, Jack Benny, just to name a few. They were quick witted and oh, so funny.