General Chitchat for October

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Here's a quote of an article about Tilda Swinton in ContactMusic.

Tilda also reveals the Oscar she won for her role in 'Michael Clayton' - in which she starred with George Clooney - has had little impact on her life and she considers it largely "irrelevant".

He worked so hard to get nominated for best actor, she got the award and she calls it "irrelevant?" IMO there's something very much "off" about this woman.

She is definitely an odd duck!

Katiedot

You really got observer going off the deep end on celebitchy just to warn you

Not all actors give a crap about the many awards they give out to actors and she's one of them. Kudos to her I say.

Been away from COH for a few days, hope all of you are enjoying this beautiful fall weather ( for some of you - spring weather ) Texas has been great, we've had rain, the temps have cooled down in the evenings so the days have been nice. Today was a breezy 90, tomorrow we will wake up to 40. This is Texas, if you don't like the weather just wait a second and it will change (except in summer).
There are so many actors that should of won that haven't, but whatever if it's not important to her maybe next time she gets nominated for an oscar she should not show up to collect it.

It's that time again!

LOCK YOUR DOORS AT NIGHT

You've no doubt heard about people

who have been abducted and had their

kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago.


I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.

It was just that quick.

The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.

Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?


I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.


And then the thieves struck again.

This was really getting scary - my body was being

replaced one section at a time.


What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced

with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.


Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -

stolen from you and Me! The next time someone you know has something

'lifted', Look again - was it lifted from you?


THIS IS NOT A HOAX


- This is happening to women everywhere, every night.


WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my

Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when

I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been

hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my

waistband.


I thought this was too 'important' not to pass on.


Have a wonderful day - with a joy-filled heart. Alwaysremember to Laugh! Helps the heart AND the wrinkles.


P.P.S. Those same thieves just came into my closet


and shrank my clothes !


How do they do that?

patty joke:
"Last year I thought someone had stolen my
Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when
I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been
hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my
waistband."

Thanks so much patty for probably the biggest laugh of my day!

Thanks pattygirl for the laugh you just described my figure.

Not a joke, just food for thought!

Lemonade

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day. You may not
realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world
that you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in
some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't like you.

5. Every night,SOMEONE thinks about you before they go
to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you,
take another look.

11. Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.

So...........If you are a loving friend,send this to
everyone,including the one that sent it to you.
If you get it back, then they really do love you.

And always remember....when life hands you Lemons,
ask for Tequila and salt and call me over!

Good friends are like stars........
You don't always see them,
But you know they are always there.

"Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though
Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway"

I would rather have one rose and a kind word
from a friend while I'm here than a whole
truck load when I'm gone.

Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keeps You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only God keeps You Going

pattygirl wrote:Not a joke, just food for thought!

Lemonade

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day. You may not
realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world
that you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in
some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't like you.

5. Every night,SOMEONE thinks about you before they go
to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you,
take another look.

11. Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.

So...........If you are a loving friend,send this to
everyone,including the one that sent it to you.
If you get it back, then they really do love you.

And always remember....when life hands you Lemons,
ask for Tequila and salt and call me over!

Good friends are like stars........
You don't always see them,
But you know they are always there.

"Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though
Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway"

I would rather have one rose and a kind word
from a friend while I'm here than a whole
truck load when I'm gone.

Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keeps You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only God keeps You Going

really nice
thanks


a question
help me

the shop assistant or the old classmate?

I'm gonna be a proud great-grandma for a change. This is my 6th great-grandchild. Hope you all enjoy!

http://www.nmplanner.com/Baby_Bonanza.html

Adorable, Pattygirl.

Love the missing boob joke. LoL

So my lunch with my friend went well. She owns a store downtown and the human and dog bath products are her best sellers. She's been thinking about adding more dog products and we've talked about me helping her. We also discussed a new addition. I'm going to do some doggie bakery products and sell them at the store. We're going to work on 2 recipes and debut them during the Xmas shopping season. I tried a peanut butter ball recipe tonight. My boxer doesn't usually like dog biscuit type treats but she ate 5 of these and wanted more. Next week I'm going to start perfecting 2 flavors of doggie cup cakes or Pup Cakes as we're going to call them. Hopefully I'll make a little extra moolah in the process.

nice! (balls etc, the pic is..... well you know)

Great MGK, the dogs will all love you. Every can use a little extra $$. Didn't you say you were looking for work, couldn't find anything? Maybe this'll be a bonanza for you, and doggie goodies sell really well here in NY. Have a doggie bakery right up the street from me.

MGK, you could make some money selling dog products, ever been in a petco or petsmart? Try making any treats that are not fattening and made from healthy ingredients. I spent over 150.00 at petco&walmart last weekend all on pet products. Go for it, and when your rich you can pay for Como vaca!

i am happy to catch what i missed today i had a busy day at collage and was so tired came home and went to sleep at once . woke up and here i am .

lucy wrote: Go for it, and when your rich you can pay for Como vaca!

Sounds like a plan to me, Lucy!

Thanks Patty. Yep, been looking for work but the only thing around here is retail and I would have to work nights and weekends. That's a no go for me, I'd never see my daughter and with hubby being out of town all week, I would have childcare issues. So yeah, the extra money will be nice.

I have a question for my Brit friends out there. Can you tell me anything about WESLEYDALE cheese. It looked interesting but wanted to know something about it before I tried it.
Thanks in advance for any info.

Gheddafi

and God's fury under Rome
2 dead

they say 7.000 lightnings
not so usual
here



how can you read that?

??????

APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE THAT EXPRESSES A WISE, CLEVER OBSERVATION OR GENERAL TRUTH....
- The nicest thing about the future is .. . .. that it always starts tomorrow.
- If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
- Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
- A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
- Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
- Scratch a cat . . . and you will have a permanent job.
- There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
- I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.
- Be careful about reading the fine print . . . There's no way you're going to like it.
- The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
- Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies and gents running around with tattoos
in strange places? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)
- Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Yugo.
- After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.
- Life isn't tied with a bow... but it's still a gift.

pattygirl wrote:I have a question for my Brit friends out there. Can you tell me anything about WESLEYDALE cheese. It looked interesting but wanted to know something about it before I tried it.
Thanks in advance for any info.

Wenslydale? I dislike the stuff because I find it too 'bright', dry and crumbly. Can't explain better than that and I'm a huge cheese lover. They make one kind with apricots that I quite like though.

Thanks for the headsup, Katie. The one I saw had cranberries in it. Don't like dry, crumbly cheeses, like them rather creamy smooth texture, the kind that slices well.

From cindigirl's post

- Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies and gents running around with tattoos in strange places?

And none of them will be discernible because of all the wrinkles and creases.

- I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.

I could go for 'happy hour' right about now. lol

pattygirl wrote:From cindigirl's post

- Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies and gents running around with tattoos in strange places?

And none of them will be discernible because of all the wrinkles and creases.

They need to take that into consideration and make a tattoo that ages well... When you first get it, it's one thing and as you get older it turns into something else... I wonder if anyone has done that yet?

Don't know about that, cindy, but my granddaughter's boyfriend is a nationally known tattoo artist. Met him at my birthday party and he is a very thoughtful person. He is very careful about who he works on, on their reasons for wanting the tattoo and what the design is and what it means to them. He travels the country doing his work, has done celebrities many times. Was offered one of those "Ink" shows on cable and refused to do it.

Cinderella wrote:

pattygirl wrote:From cindigirl's post

- Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies and gents running around with tattoos in strange places?

And none of them will be discernible because of all the wrinkles and creases.

They need to take that into consideration and make a tattoo that ages well... When you first get it, it's one thing and as you get older it turns into something else... I wonder if anyone has done that yet?

#2 is the best!
and yes
those grown old tattoos are a bit scaring
tome2

LornaDoone wrote:katie what happens when you get to 3000 posts?

Apparently you become a zen master!

Oooh a zen master, like Coach on Survivor that is what he says.

I had yet another blackout 2 and a half hours on Saturday night right at dinner time. Poor Dex he is scared of the dark and of torches he kept sitting on my feet and he is not light! Ended up eating a peanutbutter sandwich and wouldn't you know it the electricity came back on. Too late to do anything else by then. Just another 1500 posts from me too catch up. LOL

Pfft, I'm struggling with my zen right now. Just got a really rude email from someone who'd registered to join this site.

She responded to the auto-email that tells her she's been approved saying just "Unsubscribe me. And stop bothering me".

How bloody rude is that? I don't care if someone changes their mind and wants to unsubscribe a day after registering, but does it really hurt so much to be polite?

Sounds to me like it's someone just trying to harass you (won't mention any names but I think you know who I'm talking about). They are among the rudest people around. Sorry you have to put up with that kind of stuff. Wish all bloggers were pleasant and respectful of other bloggers.

like us!!!!!

Exactly!

Where is LouiseLane?

sadDonkey wrote:Where is LouiseLane?

I think Louis Lane left again. She said good night and good luck yesterday.

I'm still sad today. I lost my "granddog" on Thursday. Dutchie had to be put to sleep because of his back problem causing him to be paralyzed. Dutchie was only 6 years and was the second dog my daughter lost in the last 6 months, the other one before got slaughtered by a bigger dog. Dogs are wonderful but a heartbreak when they have to go.

cindi, it is heartbreak when any "family" member leaves our world. I know Dutchie was your favorite, and that you wouldn't want him to suffer needlessly. What had to be done was for the best.

So sorry CindiGirl.

Thanks for your caring patty. I wish I had the opportunity to kiss him one more time.

And, thanks Mel.

cindigirl wrote:

sadDonkey wrote:Where is LouiseLane?

I think Louis Lane left again. She said good night and good luck yesterday.
I'm still sad today. I lost my "granddog" on Thursday.

Thank you for your answer. I missed it. When/Where? You wrote - again - so there is hope she will come back?!

Sorry about your granddog

Yes, SD, hopefully she'll be back. She's left before when she became disillusioned with George. We all hope she'll be back soon. Enjoy her chats.

Me too.

sadDonkey wrote:Thank you for your answer. I missed it. When/Where?Sorry about your granddog

Her post was in yesterday's Stacy Kiebler-Part 2 and thanks.

Sorry about Dutchie, Cindi! I know what it's like to lose a loved one. Lots of memories though! Some will make you laugh, again, I hope!

ah.... that man....


anyway
yesterday afternoon
while driving
a vertigo
scaring

a flash
but .... my eyes went on building and people around: an earthquake can make you feel like that
if you are on a bike
or a car

luckily it wasn't
so
wot?

It's me... vertigo? Or are you experiencing a migraine? That can happen to you, ya know.

no
any migraine


it was a few seconds
maybe less

but scaring
my head spinned with no moving at all!

anyway thanks Cindy

I'm gonna be a proud great-grandma for a change. This is my 6th great-grandchild. Hope you all enjoy!

http://www.nmplanner.com/Baby_Bonanza.html

how adorable .