Elisabetta Canalis - girlfriend 2009 - 2011 part 4

If I were George and she looked at me that way, I'd tell her if she was so unhappy, get the f*ck out!!!! Not really a sexy look, IMHO!

And then with Cavalli in the pic with her - major UGGGGGG!

Cavalli just scares me, what the heck did he do to his face, and why?

Not George!! He'll be a teenager forevermore. He's spent the past five years dating women young enough to be his daughter. Give him another five and he'll be dating women young enough to be his granddaughter. Watch and see if I'm not right.

You nailed that Katie!

Totally agree with you Katiedot, the next HH? Lets hope he doesn't go that young!

His momma tied a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him as a child.

Oopps sorry melbert looks like I stole your post.

LOL thats a good one mel.

No need to apologize Lucy - great minds, you know??!!

Think alike, thanks melbert, I'll take that as a compliment.

Absolutely!!! That's how it was meant!

This is the article of this afternoon's (May 28) wedding of Canalis' friend Maddalena (Maddy) Corvaglia. It is in Italian and it is quite long and of no importance (what they wore, Canalis was one of the witness for the bride, who celebrated the wedding, etc..) except for the sentence: Clooney was not present. I underlined it.:

MIRANDOLA - L'ex velina Maddalena Corvaglia e Stef Burns sono finalmente convolati a giuste nozze. Per l'occasione, un inedito Vasco Rossi si è improvvisato 'officiante', grazie all'amicizia che lo lega allo sposo, chitarrista della sua band. Il "Blasco" è riuscito a dribblare tutti e a non farsi vedere a Mirandola fin dopo la cerimonia.
Testimone di 'Maddy', l'ex velina mora della coppia, Elisabetta Canalis. Le istituzioni di Mirandola hanno contribuito a depistare i tanti fan in attesa, facendo presidiare il Municipio fino a poco prima del matrimonio, spostandosi poi di gran carriera a protezione dell'altra casa comunale, il Palazzo dei Pico, qualche centinaio di metri più in là, dove si è celebrata la cerimonia. Anna 'Maddy' Corvaglia e la Canalis si sono presentate con Stef Burns (ovvero Stephan Bret Birnbaum) intorno alle 15.20, quando Vasco, che nei giorni scorsi aveva ottenuto dal sindaco di Mirandola la delega ufficiale per poter celebrare lo sposalizio, era già entrato nel Castello da quasi un'ora e mezzo, alla chetichella. Si sono poi fatti vedere dopo, a cerimonia finita intorno alle 16.30, Maddalena ed Elisabetta su tacchi altissimi e vestite da Roberto Cavalli: un abito acquamarina con una spalla scoperta e l'altra raccolta da un gioiello per la sposa, per la Canalis qualche tono più scuro e più corto, con le maniche lunghe. Camicia fuori dai pantaloni per lo sposo. Vasco è Vasco (in nero con giacca sportiva color cenere). George Clooney qui non si è visto. Poi sono saliti tutti a bordo delle auto dirette alla villa La Personala, nella frazione di San Giacomo Roncole, dove cento persone sono state invitate alla festa allestita nell'area della magnifica piscina, nella casa padronale dei conti Ferri Personali.

Thanks socimar - which one of these is more famous in Italy, the groom or the bride? Just wondering as they sold the pics to Chi?

There is video of them entering & leaving the registry. Betty is there clapping away in a blue-ish dress with her sunglasses permanently on. Very modest looking - the tettas are covered and the dress goes reasonably (for a group of ex-velinas) close to the kness. Apparently the bride wore Cavalli so one could assume the bridemaid did as well...If they sold it to Chi, there really didn;t do much to maintain the exclusivity factor but maybe they focus more on the cermony and the reception in the Italian tabs. At the link there are screencaps of Betty from the video.

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Maddalena Corvaglia BRIDE HELLO PEOPLE LEAVING THE MUNICIPALITY OF MODENA MIRANDOLA

In a video posted on YouTube in record time, we can show you the very first images of Mary Magdalene married. Former strip of tissue and are 'made in advance to 15 in front of the castle of Pico della Mirandola, where, inside, and' held the wedding ceremony with a turquoise blue dress by Roberto Cavalli, very brave you can 'say, even some 'oriental made veils and with the naked shoulder.

Has' also glimpsed Canalis, without George Clooney, electric blue dress with a tendency all'ottanio perhaps, more of the horse, with her skirt above the knee in the images we also see the 'ceremonies' Vasco Rossi.

Beautiful day with bright sunshine as the one seen in the Mooring of Maddy smiling waving. MANY GREETINGS MADDYYY!

THE JOURNAL OF MODENA: Lower Modena for a day in the middle of the gossip. On the marriage of Maddalena Corvaglia, blonde former tissue at the time of Canalis, and Stef Burns, guitarist who was held at the Castle of Mirandola Pico with a celebrant of exception: Vasco Rossi. The Corvaglia, Burns, rocker Zocca, Elisabetta Canalis (bridesmaid) and fifteen other people, including friends and staff have left the personality of the Villa San Giacomo Personal accounts Ferri village of Mirandola, Modena in the countryside, where they were from just after 15. Five cars with tinted windows you are directed to the Castle for the wedding in a civil ceremony. Corvaglia short dress in turquoise, Burns in full light, Canalis wrapped in a sapphire blue dress with no frills and Vasco, Vasco-style, with ever-present dark glasses and top with hood. Rossi has married his friend and former tissue at 16, in advance of the program are to avoid the possible contact with the public about three hundred people were waiting for them outside the castle. Back at Villa off limits for refreshments and open only to a hundred guests, Corvaglia and Burns have again dribbled the dozens of photographers waiting for them. Massive deployment of security forces along the roads used by the bride, complete with a protest by residents and inhabitants of Mirandola. Among the first to arrive at the Villa group of Vasco in full force with Maurizio Solieri, historical guitarist, and saxophonist "Cuccia" in the head. Impassable boundaries of the Villa: dozens of bodyguards to make cord and hundreds of meters of green fabric to obscure the view of photographers around the perimeter of the residence.

It is nice to see the bridesmaid tradition of not that nice dresses lives on. Neither is great and it looks more like a disco then a wedding. No surprise George didn't show up he never attends her friends weddings. I bet Eli wishes it was her!

Haha. She looks anything but sexy but if I had a leech hanging on to me like that I would look more angry! He is just wrong!

Google translation I suppose??
Mary Magdalene is naturally Maddalena Corvaglia
Former strip of tissue should be "ex-velina of Striscia la Notizia" the TV program where she worked with Canalis.
Blonde Former Tissue should be "Blonde ex-velina"
The Villa San Giacomo Personal accounts Ferri should be " Villa La Personala (more of a castle really), near the town of San Giacomo Roncole which is the home of the Counts Ferri Personali".

and here is the link to an italian website that shows 5 pictures of the wedding. You can see Corvaglia and Canalis both wearing blue Cavalli dresses which I think they are awful.
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Their makeup is awful and the dresses are both just bad. I know she is pregnant but the toga look is just not right. The bridesmaids dress is so dowdy look at Eli's face in the first pic. She ain't happy! At least she didnt wear that watch.

Her friend did well. She paid attention at velina school. She met a rich musican, got knocked up and a marriage certificate all in 8 months. Guaranteed child support for 18 years, alimony and ongoing media attention as the wife of. Good little famewhore.

As the hubbie has money, maybe he can pay for her to go to the salon and get a blonde colour put in her hair that is actually looks like a natural colour instead of the bottle blonde that she is curently sporting because that "colour" is harsh.

Thank you socimar, for the links and translation, what can you say? Betta looked like a man in a dress with sunglasses!

Eli's wasted two years and hasn't gotten anywhere! Better luck next time. Next time she has to make her move in the first three months like her friend did. She might introduce her to one of her new husbands friends. Weddings can be good at finding a new date. Eli must be green with envy!

It almost looks like he's trying to play it off like she's pregnant, too. Didn't we just see her on the yacht in her tinny-bikini without the weird tummy look? It looks like she tried to have the same look in the wedding photos. I think it’s another ploy to keep George around a little longer. If she is pregnant, it’s not by HIM! And the watch thing, hmmmm --- could have been “Watch this” or “I’m being Watched” or, “It’s TIME for the last ditch effort”. --- Just observing things and wondering.

I realize Im a little late in the conversation, but with regards to SL, I think this is the pic that went on the web after she moved out from George and pretty much stated that they had officially split
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The SL shots were circulated whilst they were dating. Some came out when they first started dating, some later in the lead up to the Oscaras then some just before leathersheads was released. Do a google search for her then look at the complied pictures of her - many from from her partying/working days. They got well circulated online.

If you want something easier, try the following links:
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Link 3

They cover the bulk of the racy ones.

Seeing those again, really makes betta look classy in comparison.

She doesn't look pregnant to me, but my eyesight isn't that good. I'm so sick of are they together, are they not with these two, I feeling like taking a GC vaca, but I'd miss all of you tooooooo much.

Yes, I think a photo of him would be great for all his fans. But I won't promise to not say anything about EC or, if he has split, about his new GF.

I found this from Law on Vipers:

"Crazy clothes, makeup flawless, pure extension of South America and single mother, despite everything, our old Elisabettola remains an abominable spectacle. Congratulations for having earned a minute space on various magazine than Maxim or Teletutto this week. But not to her, the graph has worked in Photoshop to consume the pixels of the screen, turning it into a sort of Cindy Crawford of the poor. A work that miracle, but not too much."

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Hey ladies, why don't you give this girl a break? With all the pics of "slutty" Sarah I don't recall any of her revealing her breasts or private parts. Even with the slutty pics she looks like a lady compared to that thing he's going out with now.

Sarah was sweet with George and seemed to make him happy. AND she doesn't seem to have an attitude.

I'm with cindigirl......we've seen Eli in all these poses...except without clothes


wow, the dresses?, just wow. Makes me think Cavalli is stealing the dresses from Walmart and putting in his own label - no offense to Walmart...

Hahaha!

But otherwise, aside food, I love feast with sweets or fried foods. And unfortunately, Americans are very good at it ...

Stop with the BS, EC. You're the one who tweeted that you enjoy eating fast food fried chicken!

cindigirl wrote:Hey ladies, why don't you give this girl a break? With all the pics of "slutty" Sarah I don't recall any of her revealing her breasts or private parts. Even with the slutty pics she looks like a lady compared to that thing he's going out with now.

Sarah was sweet with George and seemed to make him happy. AND she doesn't seem to have an attitude.

Agree, cindigirl, SL didn't come across as having an attitude. However, there was one photo of her sitting on a motorbike that showed she didn't have panties on. IMHO, EC makes SL look innocent.

You know Sisieq, I was thinking that and just let it go. But, since you brought it up again, my words to her - then stay the hell home in Italy and let us unfortunate Americans have our sweets and fried foods.

Sis, re the one photo of her sitting on a motorbike with no panties. I don't think that was intentional! Or, maybe that was at George's request. LOL

Wanna bet Cindy hates the comparisons.

Those type of photos were part of her job.

She probably has had her feelings hurt because the yanks haven't opened up their arms and just embraced everything betta, so she takes little swipes like that, who cares consider the source.

Larson had the same attitude all the Clooney women get once they have gotten a bit of attention and the occasional red carpet. Larson did start thinking and acting as if she was better than others and got snobby due to dating George. She waved to the peasants on the red carpet at the Oscars. Her "Como is near Milano" comment. Then there was the Harper's Bizaar interview that just highlighted her stupidity and delusions of granduer as if she was the best thing since sliced bread. I mean, this is a woman whose job was delivering drinks, partying with client to get them to spend more money and not wearing underwear. She appears to have no actual talent or skill for anything tangible.

"Although if George had been on a reality show, I don't think I'd have talked to him. It would have been like, That's nice," she says, dismissively waving her hand. "I don't know. He still wants to date me, and I ate a scorpion."

"I don't get starstruck, but meeting people like that, I get starstruck," she says.

And though he has a hybrid, Clooney still flies private, which Larson considers "a walking contradiction." But she says, "People get comfortable. [It's] baby steps."


Sarah, Eli, Lisa, Lucy, Krista - it's all the same. Rinse and repeat.

I still remember that attitude of hers, although SL got over the top comments made about her IMO she brought most of them on herself, not all of what she got was fair so don't eat me alive!

I think SL was not the brightest - that is what got her in trouble. Betta seems to be more calculating.

SL got a big head and believed the press and in the end that was her downfall. She wasn't bright but then George seems to like them that way and I don't think she was as slutty as Eli. You can find tonnes of nude and semi nude pics of Eli going over years and then their is that movie playing a nun and her liking for dating wealthy soccer players. If I remember Sarah got stood over while she packed and her exit was far from a happy one. It came not too long after pictures of her with her legs wrapped around an ex boyfriend. Stan even made a statement so she really did something to upset George. I think Eli is the worse easily of the two she is a professional Sarah was really just along for the ride. I do think Sarah actually loved George and seemed happy to be with him. Eli seems happy with the attention but not with George himself! They both have attitudes Sarah's after believing her press and Eli had one from the very start!

She really knows how to endear herself to people doesn't she? On the one hand she disses Italy cause life is better in the US know she is dissing the US cause the food isn't healthy. Umm pretty sure you can get lots of healthy food especially in health obsessed LA. She chooses to eat fried food and sweets, Italian food can be just as unhealthy for you. With all the cream sauces and cheese!

You know it Lucy. In almost 2 years "together" how many times has Cindy and Eli been photographed together? I think I can count on 1 or 2 fingers. They weren't even side by side, just in the same general area.

I bet that too. No wonder she won't be in the same picture then her. It is true and I think people are starting to style her etc to make her look more like Cindy. Eli won't care she just wants to be in the magazines. Glad to see Law back she has been very quiet lately.

LOL, I stand corrected!

I think she should move to the Congo and eat leaves and berries because I think she's already nuts.

sisieq wrote:

But otherwise, aside food, I love feast with sweets or fried foods. And unfortunately, Americans are very good at it ...

Stop with the BS, EC. You're the one who tweeted that you enjoy eating fast food fried chicken!

LOL, okay don't all shoot me, but now I'm reading her quote differently. Is she saying that BECAUSE Amiercans are very good at it, she eats alot of sweets or fried foods while in America?

LOL, either say, she's constantly changing her story to suit the publication - as been pointed out by others.

Yes, its what you call a back-handed compliment.