What wedding gift would you get George Clooney

by Nicky80 Mon 04 Aug 2014, 20:02

Good Idea...we have so many wedding threads, even a wedding song thread, how could we miss the "wedding gifts" thread (I thought we got one but no) Razz

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OK, I will show off now and claim that I think my wedding gift "sushi maker" is the best choice.....Try to beat me Razz

Joanna wrote:

Nicky....would it be a fun idea to have thread of what we would get
George for a wedding gift ?
Especially if we quoted our reason for the choice too ?

What do you think ?

premiere wrote:Where I live, bridal showers are mostly for the purpose of giving engaged couples gifts (mostly practical) to get them started in their lives together.
What in the world would you buy these two? A toaster? tablecloths? Sexy negligee? Baking items? I'd be having a tough time shopping if I was invited to this event.

Nicky80 wrote:I would buy George a sushi maker (if that exist)

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Karen Duffy Plans to Gift George Clooney a Whoopee Cushion Cover for His Wedding

But according to good pal Karen Duffy, a.k.a. Duff, not everyone will be shopping at Tiffany's.

"I have a tradition where I make needlepoint whoopee cushion covers and bring it to his house," jokes Duff, who's known Clooney, 52, for about 18 years.

by fava Mon 04 Aug 2014, 20:36

Since they have no real need for gifts, I would think a donation to charity would be appropriate.

by Maggy Mon 04 Aug 2014, 20:38

A front door 'Welcome' frame with the star of David on it!

by Joanna Mon 04 Aug 2014, 21:25

A large, excellent quality, coffee table book of
photos entitled
"The Best Beaches in UK."

Reason : To encourage George to spend more time
exploring our fantastic coastline here in UK,
creating outlets for Casamigos along the way.

by Nicky80 Mon 04 Aug 2014, 21:36

WHAT...mmmhh you British....Ok in this case I would give him "A large, excellent quality, coffee table book of photos entitled:

"THE BEST GERMAN CARS - NO SPEED LIMITS ON GERMAN HIGHWAYS"

I think he will spent more time in Germany then at the UK beach HA....But of course the Casamigos will not work well with the cars and no speed limit hehehe

by Joanna Mon 04 Aug 2014, 22:09

You can dream Nicky.....you can dream lol!

by isogotit Mon 04 Aug 2014, 23:42

Prenup (just kidding). Hopefully he has that.

by Atalante Tue 05 Aug 2014, 00:02

He needs ... toys. Cool

by theminis Tue 05 Aug 2014, 00:38

A new Bride (joking) - he has everything he needs

by Doug Ross Tue 05 Aug 2014, 00:56

fava wrote:Since they have no real need for gifts, I would think a donation to charity would be appropriate.

Agree!

by party animal - not! Tue 05 Aug 2014, 01:27

Plus one - donation to SSP

by amaretti Tue 05 Aug 2014, 02:21

Crock pot . They were giving out free crock pots on the Rachel Ray Show , but Costco has some really nice ones . Very Happy

by amaretti Tue 05 Aug 2014, 02:25

I would go with a nice stainless steel one . Very Happy

by melbert Tue 05 Aug 2014, 02:26

Me! Amal might not appreciate that gift, but guaranteed George wouldn't have any duplicates!

by amaretti Tue 05 Aug 2014, 02:30

George could do a nice roast in that crock pot with veggies .

by Katiedot Tue 05 Aug 2014, 17:15

As long as it's big enough to deep fry a turkey in, then I'm sure he'd love it! Ahem.

How about a nice new door for his bedroom to replace the old revolving one he's not going to need any more?

by it's me Tue 05 Aug 2014, 17:17

you devilish ! Twisted Evil

by Atalante Tue 05 Aug 2014, 20:22

Good one Katiedot ! So how many girls in total ? 30 ? I've lost count. Laughing

And will Amal last ? Laughing

by premiere Tue 05 Aug 2014, 21:45

Atalante wrote: Good one Katiedot ! So how many girls in total ? 30 ? I've lost count.
And will Amal last ?

I think that depends on how tolerant she is.

by Way2Old4Dis Wed 06 Aug 2014, 01:09

I think I'll finally return that penis-as-Groucho picture of his. Dried and pressed. Laminated and framed.

by PigPen Wed 06 Aug 2014, 01:20

Katiedot wrote:As long as it's big enough to deep fry a turkey in, then I'm sure he'd love it! Ahem.

How about a nice new door for his bedroom to replace the old revolving one he's not going to need any more?

Let's hold off on that one. 1. Not married yet 2. Kim Kardashian's first marriage never made the 1 year mark. Laughing

by amaretti Wed 06 Aug 2014, 01:37

A crock pot is a very nice gift . Romantic winter evenings with warm comfort food and red wine , and snuggles . Very Happy

by Nicky80 Wed 06 Aug 2014, 07:44

You like snuggles Hug1

Me too

by bgarabedian Wed 06 Aug 2014, 08:05

A playmate for Einstein. I have not seen George with Einstein for quite awhile. He must miss him, and he needs to be with him also. He has to give this little einstein some love and attention. amal is not the only one who needs it so does einstein. Sad, how he forgets about his little friend, and I hope he gets to spend some time with his for ever faithful little einstein. My wedding gift to him is get einstein and female little playmate and then he will not be so loney. But with this wedding coming up maybe he can find some time to be with his best friend. love you, bg

by it's me Wed 06 Aug 2014, 13:21

I like snuggles !!!!!!

by PigPen Wed 06 Aug 2014, 18:42

Way2Old4Dis wrote:I think I'll finally return that penis-as-Groucho picture of his. Dried and pressed. Laminated and framed.

The picture, or George?? (Dried and pressed. Laminated and framed.)

by Atalante Wed 06 Aug 2014, 18:52

A sanctuary for wild animals with a green lodge, ... better than golf ! bump

by Silje Thu 07 Aug 2014, 00:02

melbert wrote:Me! Amal might not appreciate that gift, but guaranteed George wouldn't have any duplicates!

Damned Mel you stole my idea! And it was the only good idea I had. I was thinking all wrapped up with a big red ribbon. bounce

by melbert Thu 07 Aug 2014, 01:56

Well, I'll need about a hundred yards to tie a big enough bow for me, but he'll never forget it!

by Nicky80 Thu 07 Aug 2014, 06:35

by Mazy Fri 08 Aug 2014, 21:51

party animal - not! wrote:Plus one - donation to SSP

This is what I would do as it is his favorite cause and he has worked so hard, even putting his life on the line for it. His Darfur endeavors are things that make me the most proud to be his fan.

by LornaDoone Fri 08 Aug 2014, 23:51

What would I get George?

Hmm, taking a cue from the thank you cards thread - I think a picture of me - sobbing uncontrollably with the caption: "But you never gave us a chance!"

Or maybe a note saying:

"Dear George,

You best not marry the wench, I have pictures and I'll release them to the media if you do!"

by amaretti Sat 09 Aug 2014, 01:59

Ha ha haaaaa he he heeeeee

by Nicky80 Sat 09 Aug 2014, 09:28

by Silje Sat 09 Aug 2014, 13:03

Share please Lorna. Wink

by Way2Old4Dis Sun 10 Aug 2014, 20:11

Seriously, my wish for them is that Amal takes advantage of being married to George and becomes a real, indisputable human rights attorney, and that George is never put in danger of negating his own 'human rights champion' credentials by defending the indefensible professional actions of his wife, simply because he loves her and that's what he's supposed to do.

Oh, and a recipe book. 'Lettuce Is Not a Meal,' or something like that.

by Silje Sun 10 Aug 2014, 20:15

Way2Old4Dis wrote:
Oh, and a recipe book. 'Lettuce Is Not a Meal,' or something like that.

by Joanna Sun 10 Aug 2014, 23:01

Amal could well be one of those lucky girls who can enjoy their food without gaining weight.
I have a step niece by marriage like that who is super slim and in her 50's and it's amazing how much she can eat when we meet up for a meal out.
Mind you she doesn't drive and cycles to work. LOL

by LornaDoone Sun 10 Aug 2014, 23:39

She's been losing weight for the size 2 gown she'll need to get into for the wedding and the Vogue photo spread.

by Atalante Sun 10 Aug 2014, 23:47

So she doesn't want the date to be known but she does like to be in Vogue. Some contradiction. Laughing

by Way2Old4Dis Mon 11 Aug 2014, 01:17

LornaDoone wrote:She's been losing weight for the size 2 gown she'll need to get into for the wedding and the Vogue photo spread.

The camera adds 10 pounds, so Vogue better bring at least three to capture her image.

by amaretti Mon 11 Aug 2014, 01:21

A nice gift would be super high count sheets .

by Way2Old4Dis Mon 11 Aug 2014, 01:33

I think George's sheet count is high enough.

by amaretti Mon 11 Aug 2014, 01:35

Ha ha ha ha he he heeeee

by LornaDoone Mon 11 Aug 2014, 02:21

Way2Old4Dis wrote:
LornaDoone wrote:She's been losing weight for the size 2 gown she'll need to get into for the wedding and the Vogue photo spread.

The camera adds 10 pounds, so Vogue better bring at least three to capture her image.

ROTFLMAO

by theminis Mon 11 Aug 2014, 03:56

Joanna wrote:Amal could well be one of those lucky girls who can enjoy their food without gaining weight.
I have a step niece by marriage like that who is super slim and in her 50's and it's amazing how much she can eat when we meet up for a meal out.
Mind you she doesn't drive and cycles to work. LOL

She could very well be that kind of girl, however even a blind man could see that she has been steadily losing weight since hooking up with Clooney. But that is her problem and just my observation.

by sparkie Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:55

A Get Out of Gaol Free Card Smile

by Silje Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:30

sparkie wrote:A Get Out of Gaol Free Card

Sorry Sparkie, you lost me. A Get Out of Jail Free Card??

Because she is so skinny she'll slip between the bars?

by Silje Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:44

Hang on I think I got it. Your wedding gift would be a get of jail (marriage) free card.

I was just too caught up in the weight discussion to understand that you answered the orginal question.

by bamboochacha Tue 12 Aug 2014, 01:17

a Bible

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