George Clooney and his Express marriage to Amal Alamuddin: it's too good to be true

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George Clooney and his Express marriage to Amal Alamuddin: it's too good to be true 

MOST. The eternal bachelor George Clooney has finally found the Shoe Fits. The actor of 53 years would set his sights on the brilliant lawyer Amal Alamuddin 36 years. Their union is planned for September 2014. Can we really believe that the Hollywood sex symbol will marry? Our contributor Emanu's hard to believe. 

Aaaah George, elegance personified, the darling of her ladies, defender of good causes and Nespresso capsules. 
 
Reassuring, manly, graying temples, creative, businessman but altruistic sense of schoolboy humor bonus. Short Mister Big in real life, the dream incarnate of household under and over 50 years. 
 
George almost perfect man. 
 
Almost. 
 
21 years flitting from girl to girl 
 
George was just one small problem, when he was very involved politically and socially speaking, however he refused to engage lovingly. 
 
Since his first marriage from 1989 to 1993 with Talia Balsam, an actress we've seen recently in some episodes of the series "Mad Men", George had decided that marriage no longer go through him permanently, preferring the company his pet pig, Max and his gang of friends with whom he was going to make trips by bike. 
 
From 1993 to 2014 he fluttered so consistently, drawing from a pool of waitresses, actresses become international socialites and even ex-wrestler 
 
He changed his girlfriend as phone 
 
Women always beautiful, blond or brown, elegant and sleek, perfect to showcase his tuxedo and his charming smile on the red carpet. And often also looking for a partner for enhancing ... 
 
Answer A: launch their careers 
Answer B: revive their careers 
Answer C: establishing a good address book 
Answer D: have a very comfortable life for a few months 
Answer E: provide cover 
 
(ooh there, no, you can not use the last answer, pick one from the previous 4) 
 
Kelly Preston Travolta future Mrs. (well, well ...), Stacy Keibler, through Lucy Liu, Renée Zellweger future ex-girlfriend of Bradley Cooper (well, well ...), Lisa Snowdon or our French Céline Balitran George stacked his supposed conquests or confirmed by himself with a metronome rhythm. 
 
Changing companion as you change your phone, more often, about every two years. 
 
George loses a bet, but finds a soulmate 
 
Confident, he had even a certain bet with three of her friends, Michelle Pfeiffer, Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock time he no longer convolerait ever. 
 
It is about to lose his bet and give the tune of about $ 150,000 for the three actresses, to the despair of the world's female population, it would have met your soul mate in the person of Amal Alamuddin 36 years, pretty brunette with false airs Anne Hathaway, brilliant addition lawyer specializing in human rights. 
 
It would fell under the charm and intelligence of the lady with whom he shared strong humanitarian convictions at a dinner in a London restaurant in October 2013 and asked for her hand quickly during a romantic dinner of grilled made catered by his own care in April. Offering him kneeling emerald worth more than 450,000 euros drawn by a discreet designer himself. 
 
A wedding planned for September 
 
Amal must have a personality quite fascinating for the seducer "number one" Hollywood bachelor inveterate and stubborn cracks in a few months, and planning a wedding for September eclipsing that of Kimye the number of real people per square meter. 
 
He could already vote for mayor arrested by which his house on Lake Como depends to prevent anyone not invited to approach the place, providing possibly marry there. 
 
Presumably age helping, more than 50 years, he has suddenly want to settle down and start a family and breaking habits 20 years and forgetting to pass all resolutions falling finally on the right person, the asking in marriage background violins and romantic love and even considering possible paternity for the first time. 
 
Become the next governor of California 
 
However, some chafouins minds have another version. 
 
Mister George, a close friend of Obama and involved in the Democratic Party for many years have in sight a career "governator" of California as two other former players, Ronald Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger. 
 
And woo voters in the U.S. today, it is better to be married, ideally with two or three too cute toddlers and a dog too cute too. 
 
Beautiful without being provocative, sophisticated, cultured, excellent in its field, Amal therefore the ideal pedigree for a first lady of California presentable, unlike other conquests too bling bling to taste some potential constituents. 
 
Their duo has all the "power couple" cut to succeed. 
 
A couple settled? 
 
Some very chafouins mind also say that this methodical accumulation of conquests while coverage is a suspicious hair. 
 
This is neither the first nor the last time a couple say a little arranged is formed either for promotional or private needs. 
 
One day I'll make a post about the fake couples in show business. 
 
A long tradition, especially for a sex symbol which we can not take the risk of disappointing the male or female audience and back to Hollywood debut. 
 
While some, like Ellen Page recently, not put up with it and prefer more out of the closet rather than lead a fake life with fake spouses. 
 
At the risk of leaving their careers are still ... 

It would not bet too much on him as a sex symbol in the early 90s by cons.

George Clooney and his express marriage to Amal Alamuddin: it's too good to be true

That's the Google translate of the title. I'm thinking by "express" they may mean quick?

I love google translation too


21 years flitting from girl to girl 


He changed his girlfriend as phone 



          

I think I would have understood it better in the original...

Reading Google English is like reading a foreign language - I still need a translation! And why the hell can't they get their pronouns right?! Sheesh!