Re: To which side does George Clooney dress? (aka 'the package' thread!)

[melbert]

I just saw crazy, stupid, love with Ryan Gosling...

Since I have been learning to understand dressing styles... I believe i have become a package watcher apprentice (If Melbert allows me to use this title) and I caught myself observing Gosling dressing style. I believe the Gosdong dresses to the left (his left) and in one of the scenes he is crossing his legs to the left. Please, ultimate package watcher aka Melbert, correct me if I am wrong on this one.


ps: I am not too ashamed for checking up the Gosdong dressing style because we born ont he same year,

Well, little grasshopper LL!! It appears that you have learned well! However, I will not be seeing that movie cuz' I HATE Steve Carrell (or however you spell his stupid name) and I don't care for Julianne Moore (or whatever her name is). I will have to take your word for it. If he dressed to the left, it would be much more pleasant on his Gosdong (I giggled just typing that - hahaha) if he brought his right leg over his left knee. Going the other direction could cause discomfort to his Gosdong.

[Guest]

Well, little grasshopper LL!!...If he dressed to the left, it would be much more pleasant on his Gosdong (I giggled just typing that - hahaha) if he brought his right leg over his left knee. Going the other direction could cause discomfort to his Gosdong.

please, just to be sure that I am correct can you take a look at the Gosdong for me? (this is how he is called on celebitchy, i love it!) to make sure I am correct, will you?! thanks!

Hold on, now I feel like Lucy. Not sure if it was his right leg or my right that he crossed... I won't see that movie again, so Lucy if you watch it is a scene towards the end. I might watch half nelson again to check anything suspicious.
We can call George's package the Cloondong , fi you wish. hehehe

[Guest]

Melbert, for a second I was doubting my apprentice skills.

Check his interview on jimmy kimmel:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3cybgusyuw He is crossing his right leg over the left knee but then he switched left leg over right knee... I need your expertise now Melbert, please!!!

[cindigirl]

Wow. Two pages of how George (and Ryan) dress. It seems to me that men have to do a lot of "arranging" before they can cross their legs. LOL Maybe that's why some men sit with their legs wide apart (which is something ladies cannot do). Well, ladylike ladies anyway.

[lucy]

LL, thanks for the info on CSL, will check out the Gosdong, why do they call him that, it makes me feel bad for him!

[MyGirlKylie]

LL, thanks for the info on CSL, will check out the Gosdong, why do they call him that, it makes me feel bad for him!

I'm assuming they call him that because his package is impressive. If so, then we probably shouldn't feel too sorry for him

[lucy]

MGK, for his sake I hops so, but I've recently checked him out and can never tell which side he dresses on.

[Guest]

Bored, I have to get up early tomorrow to work, so no fun tonight for me! So... bringing back the dressing style topic to life!

Lucy and MGK: I think everything started when they created the Hot Guy Friday thread edition, lol. So, every guy they post there, they mention why their dong is hot, whatever. They used to have every single Friday, it was awesome, it seems now they are having every now and then and they included hot girl Friday as well .

Anyway, these are some of the names there: Musk d’CliveDong, McAvoy dong, Gosdong, Fassdong (Ithink, not sure) and so on... The hot guy Saint Patrick's day edition was one of the best because they featured all the famous Irish dongs in Hollywood and the evolution of dong (x-men first class)

[cindigirl]

Talking about dongs, how about "ding dong, the witch is dead." (Wizard of Oz). Sorry, too early, need more coffee.

[pattygirl]

Which witch is that? Eli or Stacy? I haven't had my coffee yet either. Waiting for pill to dissolve.

[cindigirl]

Either one, although not dead, dead, just dead to George. LOL

[Guest]

Either one, although not dead, dead, just dead to George. LOL

[Guest]

Okay, back to the topic of “To which side does George dress”
Maybe this will wake you up ladies…

At my house, I’d love for him to dress on the left side of my BED, in the morning!!!

Stretch.... yawn... what?... hmmm?... What are you doing watching my dream?

[cindigirl]

So after he gets out of bed, which side would you dress him? And then what would you do with him? No, no, nothing too, too graphic, maybe just a little.

[pattygirl]

So after he gets out of bed, which side would you dress him? And then what would you do with him? No, no, nothing too, too graphic, maybe just a little.

Bad for you to be alone at your daughter's. You seem hornier than usual. Remember the a/c is on the fritz. You'll be taking numerous cold showers if you don't get it together.

[cindigirl]

As long as G keeps wearing the baggy jeans we'll never know for sure which way he's dressing.

Actually their a/c is back on, they took pity on me - and wait a minute, I'm always horny. Maybe that's why the bf is staying away. He'll pay for that one. LOL

[Clooney]

Rub one out, Cindi.

[Guest]

Nice avatar Clooney!

[Clooney]

Thank you, lol. Messed around with it on photoshop.

[cindigirl]

Rub one out, Cindi..

Well I guess I asked for that one Clooney, didn't I? Thanks for the unwanted advice but I won't have to. LOL

[Guest]

Did you mess around with his dressing side too?!
Wonderful avatar that gives a lot of room to my imagination, no matter to which side he dresses...

[pattygirl]

Boy, I leave you girls alone for a few hours, and you certainly get raunchy.

Cindi, doesn't your daughter let your bf be alone with you. You shouldn't have to be lonely.

[Guest]

Boy, I leave you girls alone for a few hours, and you certainly get raunchy.

[Clooney]

Rub one out, Cindi..

Well I guess I asked for that one Clooney, didn't I? Thanks for the unwanted advice but I won't have to. LOL

Psh. Have some fun.. you know the fingers wanna curl and find the sweet spot.

[Clooney]

Boy, I leave you girls alone for a few hours, and you certainly get raunchy..

Naw.. the is PG to me. Raunchy on the other hand I can't write here. Katie would kick me in a pool of cold water.

[Clooney]

;D

[fluffy]

Clooney, what does "rub one out" mean?? It was mentioned in UITA, but I kinda know but not completely sure!!! Maybe there's a translation issue??!

[Clooney]

LOL.

Masturbate, fluffy.

[fluffy]

Thanks Clooney!! Your so succinct!! Also luvvvv your avatar. Cheers m'dear!!

[pattygirl]

Hey, girls. I have done my job. I bit the bullet and asked my son(the one from FL) about the dressing issue. He said statistically 76% of men dress to the left and 12% to the right. Rest dress to the center. He says it's how it hangs naturally. Also says that it is really dictated by the testicles. One hangs lower than the other (usually the left) and penis sort of protects it. He said you can also google "dressing left or right". So, I guess if George dresses to the right he is in the minority.

[cindigirl]

Thanks pattygirl for the inciteful and informative info about men's "dressing pattern." You are lucky to have a son who can give you such a helpful and patient exlanation. I can tell you truthfully if I ever asked my son this question, I'm 100% sure he would have me committed. LOL I did ask my daughter though and she said her husband Dave "hangs" to the left. Mystery solved!

[pattygirl]

Thanks pattygirl for the inciteful and informative info about men's "dressing pattern." You are lucky to have a son who can give you such a helpful and patient exlanation. I can tell you truthfully if I ever asked my son this question, I'm 100% sure he would have me committed. LOL I did ask my daughter though and she said her husband Dave "hangs" to the left. Mystery solved!

You are welcome, cindi. Well, the son I asked is "the crazy one". As I said, I don't get to see him very much. We were sitting at breakfast, just talking and told him about forum. First asked him about the italian food "made in China" question (he's a chef in an Italian restaurant in downtown Tampa) and he said no way, he's never seen it. Then I bit the bullet and asked about dressing. As I said he's crazy so I figured he's just accept the fact that I'm nuts and leave it at that. Said that term dressing came from tailors. The tailor would ask so that he could make the dressing side a bit fuller. Also told me that trannys usually let it hang down the middle. He's a fund of information. He's sitting here now just ripping my DVDs onto his Macbook.

[cindigirl]

pattygirl, your son sounds like a lot of fun. Please tell him I said hi!

[Guest]

thanks to you and your son! I kept saying left all this time...lol

I might be wrong about George's dressing style, but it's ok. Lol

Hopefully, he doesn't dress to the middle

[MyGirlKylie]

LOL @ Pattygirl asking your son about dressing styles. I asked the hubby a while back and he just looked at me like I was crazier than usual. But I have noticed that he dresses more to the left.

[pattygirl]

Had lunch w/daughter. We told her about conversation. She went "Maaaa". Couldn't believe I'd have conversation of this type. Said you never talk to me about stuff like that. Asked if she would know the answer. Said she'd have to observe her hubby. Good for a laugh.

[Guest]

Why don't u twitter Stacy and ask her to check?

[Guest]

Stacy wouldn't tell you! She doesn't talk to the press.

[Guest]

Were not press just nosy fans

[MyGirlKylie]

Had lunch w/daughter. We told her about conversation. She went "Maaaa". Couldn't believe I'd have conversation of this type. Said you never talk to me about stuff like that. Asked if she would know the answer. Said she'd have to observe her hubby. Good for a laugh.

All of our husbands and boyfriends are going to start wondering why we're suddenly paying so much more attention to their crotch. Lmao

[cindigirl]

Pattygirl quote - "Had lunch w/daughter. We told her about conversation. She went "Maaaa". Couldn't believe I'd have conversation of this type."

I wonder what people from our kids' generation think we "old people" think about? We're not dead yet, not by a long shot. LOL

[pattygirl]

cindi, come on "old people" . You are definitely not there yet. I don't really think of myself as "old" yet. Just frustrated.

[cindigirl]

No patty by old I meant mature. Should have said mature, experienced, wise, but still a lot of kick yet. LOL

[pattygirl]

Not much kick here. Body willing but needs greasing to get it going. Would need some real inspiration.

[blubelle]

Patty - That's what George is for.

[pattygirl]

Patty - That's what George is for.

Honey, to be inspirational enough, he'd have to be by my side, holding on to me.

[cindigirl]

Patty, I'm sure he can (and would) do that if he can. There are movies of him carting women around. He's strong. Look at how he flipped Clara around in The American. OMG vision alert - give me a moment. LOL

[pattygirl]

Patty, I'm sure he can (and would) do that if he can. There are movies of him carting women around. He's strong. Look at how he flipped Clara around in The American. OMG vision alert - give me a moment. LOL

See, I was careful not to get too visual. Try not to dwell on that too much because when I do, I want to know what was really going on offcamera.

[Guest]

ahh,ahh..ahh,ahh..ahh,ahh..

Did I just do that... Please forgive me... I couldn't help it after reading CindiGirls message!

[pattygirl]

So early in the day too, Cinderella. How will you cope?

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