To which side does George Clooney dress? (aka 'the package' thread!)

by melbert Fri 22 Jul 2011, 18:22

Cinderella wrote:

Oh yeah, we need Melbert. Oh Melbert… bring your expertise! Got new pics!! Give me a dressing recipe, please!

Dressing to the right again!! (his right)

by Guest Fri 22 Jul 2011, 18:25

Wheww hooo... Thanks Melbert!

Now scanning the pic's again! bounce

by cindigirl Fri 22 Jul 2011, 18:32

Hi Mel, looking at dinner pics it almost seems like it's "right down the middle" - but then again, what do I know!

by melbert Fri 22 Jul 2011, 18:59

Ya need more lessons Cindi!

by Guest Fri 22 Jul 2011, 19:04

Thanks to the ultimate package watcher! cheers

by cindigirl Fri 22 Jul 2011, 19:04

Whaaa? It could happen! Maybe you and I could get George to a Radiology dept. and have him x-rayed. (Like Kardashian had her bottom done). Or, better idea, take him to an airport scanner. LOL

by pattygirl Fri 22 Jul 2011, 23:27

Just a thought regarding "dressing". George dressing right - could it be because he's right handed. Might make it easier to do his necessities. What do you all think?

by doris day Fri 22 Jul 2011, 23:37

hmmm i wonder what he thinks about his fans discussing if hes dressing right or left

by Atalante Fri 22 Jul 2011, 23:50

Well he izzzzzzz a hillbilly, so he probably thinks it's grand ! geek

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by Guest Sat 23 Jul 2011, 00:34

doris day wrote:hmmm i wonder what he thinks about his fans discussing if hes dressing right or left

if he knows about it (I doubt it), he probably laughs, lol!

It would be funny if he knew and mentioned in one interview, but I don't think he would ever mention that, lol!

by lucy Sat 23 Jul 2011, 01:34

Pattygirl, regarding dressing with right/left hands, lets do a survey we can ask males in our lives if it has anything to do with it. Since it was your thought you get to go first!

by pattygirl Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:21

lucy wrote:Pattygirl, regarding dressing with right/left hands, lets do a survey we can ask males in our lives if it has anything to do with it. Since it was your thought you get to go first!

I'd love to go first, however, all the men in my life right now are my sons and grandsons (even a couple of greats, but they don't dress themselves yet) and if I asked any of them, they'd put me in a padded cell.

So, I'll have to relinquish my position to anyone else.

by melbert Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:10

I don't have any men in my life that I can ask - why do you think I look at the pictures????

by cindigirl Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:18

I have a man in my life but I don't want him to think (know) that I'm a perv. Wait, maybe I'll wait til he goes to sleep and "peek." LOL

by melbert Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:36

Sorry Cindi, but you can only tell how a man "dresses" when he's dressed. lol

by cindigirl Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:05

Yes, when he's napping dressed and sprawled in front of the TV with his head on his shoulder and snoring. Wait, why am I even bothering to take a peek? LOL

by lucy Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:58

Ladies it isn't which side but why they choose left or right.

by cindigirl Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:01

Lucy, maybe it depends on how men want to cross their legs when sitting. I often wonder how they can do this to begin with. LOL

by lucy Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:09

Ahhhh so now we are onto nut crackers, wonder what thread title Katie will come up with this time?

by cindigirl Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:17

Lucy - "nut crackers" - what a charming expression. LOL

I love the way he looks anytime, coming, going, sitting.

by Dexterdidit Sun 24 Jul 2011, 01:36

I don't have any men to ask either. There is Dexter but he doesn't dress and I had his balls cut off sometime ago so no worries for him! Maybe it has something to do with comfort or it falls a certain way naturally you know like the part in your hair. Or maybe not......if I had a husband I would ask but I don't and I don't think that is the best grounds for me to go find one! LOL

by MyGirlKylie Sun 24 Jul 2011, 01:51

Upon further investigation, I agree that he is dressing to his right in theses pics. Especially the 1st and 3rd ones.

I'll ask the hubby the question of the day, when he gets back from his motorcycle ride. He already knows that I'm crazy so he won't think anything of it. LoL

by LornaDoone Sun 24 Jul 2011, 04:29

I can't believe you guys have gotten me to go back to the pictures and start staring at his crotch to see if he's a leftie or rightie! Geez, it must be a slow night!

And worse, now I'm going to have to be careful not to look at OTHER men to see if I can tell which way they're dressing! You guys are corrupting me!

by Katiedot Sun 24 Jul 2011, 04:50

Alllllll right, I give in! You get your own thread on this!!!

by melbert Sun 24 Jul 2011, 06:37

Thank you very much!!!! Aren't you going to contribute your thoughts on the matter Katie?

by watching Sun 24 Jul 2011, 09:54

Would it not help to have some photographic evidence for comparison posted here so that the matter can be thoroughly investigated? Solely for a factual accuracy.

by lucy Sun 24 Jul 2011, 10:06

watching, IMO the best photographic evidence to date would be the pics from MWSAG filming in PR.

by melbert Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:01

New thread? "George's crotch shots" with pictures of all angles - inside, outside, upside down...

by cindigirl Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:48

Good idea Mel. Because today seems like a slow news day on this forum, let's all picture George wearing something other than those baggy jeans. Maybe Spandex or a speedo? C'mon ladies let's fire up your imaginations.

by Katiedot Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:10

melbert wrote:Thank you very much!!!! Aren't you going to contribute your thoughts on the matter Katie?

Nope, no opinions either way!

by Guest Sun 24 Jul 2011, 19:25

Katiedot wrote:
melbert wrote:Thank you very much!!!! Aren't you going to contribute your thoughts on the matter Katie?
Nope, no opinions either way!

Katie doesn't want to compromise herself! Basketball

If I had not read the package dressing comments, I would had never looked to that region. I must be a Saint, all these 17 years and I never dared to look down that region up till now... lol!

by lucy Mon 25 Jul 2011, 00:55

LOL LL, now you will catch yourself doing it all the time, it's really embarrassing when you realize what you've done and look up to a smiling man! Remember to thank Melbert for this!!!!!!

by MyGirlKylie Mon 25 Jul 2011, 01:28

Come to the dark side, ladies. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. Wink

by Dexterdidit Mon 25 Jul 2011, 01:30

You will even start looking at it when watching his movies. Intolorable Cruelty has some good scenes for crotch watch I remember some people discussing in! You will become an expert, I tend to notice if it isn't where things normally are! I prefer some tight jeans too. George in speedos would cause a meltdown and would take away from the mystic.

by melbert Mon 25 Jul 2011, 03:39

Dexterdidit wrote:George in speedos would cause a meltdown and would take away from the mystic.

I could suffer Dex!!! PLEASE find me a speedo George!!!

by Guest Mon 25 Jul 2011, 05:17

as far as I know he never wore one Melbert, sorry!

ps: just got back from Rihanna concert, Good night

by lucy Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:58

Melbert there is that sexy pic of him standing on a basketball court with a group of THE BOYS and he's got his hand in the front of his shorts sorta sliding down like hes got an itch, loved the view of his very toned, muscled lower abs!!! Not speedos but use your imagination.

by MyGirlKylie Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:11

lucy wrote:Melbert there is that sexy pic of him standing on a basketball court with a group of THE BOYS and he's got his hand in the front of his shorts sorta sliding down like hes got an itch, loved the view of his very toned, muscled lower abs!!! Not speedos but use your imagination.

Mmm...Nice visuals first thing this morning.

by Katiedot Tue 26 Jul 2011, 05:03

melbert wrote:New thread? "George's crotch shots" with pictures of all angles - inside, outside, upside down...

Oh hell, go for it. Use this thread though - don't think we need endless new ones!

by LornaDoone Tue 26 Jul 2011, 05:07

To the left, to the right? Starting to sound like a Beyonce song!

by Clooney Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:42

Ugh not be a joykill but this thread reminds me of how piggish men act over half naked women.

by fluffy Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:45

Clooney, what do you mean? I find it "hard" to work out which way the jewels are headed most of the time! The pictures sometimes are a little dark!

by MyGirlKylie Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:56

Fluffy, George doesn't make it easy on us either with those loose fitting jeans. Darn him. LOL

Clooney, it's just a bit of fun. Guys look all the time so why can't we women appreciate the male physique as well? Wink

by cindigirl Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:58

I know he doesn't make it easy for us because of the loose fitting jeans he wears. IMO, I think that's why he wears them.

by MyGirlKylie Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:12

Oh no Cindigirl, he's on to us! We'll have to come up with code words. LMAO

by Katiedot Wed 27 Jul 2011, 04:53

MyGirlKylie wrote:Clooney, it's just a bit of fun. Guys look all the time so why can't we women appreciate the male physique as well?

Cos two wrongs don't make a right?

by MyGirlKylie Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:30

Katiedot wrote:
MyGirlKylie wrote:Clooney, it's just a bit of fun. Guys look all the time so why can't we women appreciate the male physique as well?
Cos two wrongs don't make a right?

LoL. Good one. Thumbs up!

by Guest Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:47

I just saw crazy, stupid, love with Ryan Gosling...

Since I have been learning to understand dressing styles... I believe i have become a package watcher apprentice (If Melbert allows me to use this title) and I caught myself observing Gosling dressing style. I believe the Gosdong dresses to the left (his left) and in one of the scenes he is crossing his legs to the left. Please, ultimate package watcher aka Melbert, correct me if I am wrong on this one.

ps: I am not too ashamed for checking up the Gosdong dressing style because we born ont he same year, Love3

by lucy Sun 31 Jul 2011, 21:13

LL, what about the movie, was it good? I want to go see it, have been waiting for this one to come out. Will probably go during the week when the crowds are less.

by Guest Sun 31 Jul 2011, 22:05

Lucy, there are great scenes and then some blah scenes. It's an ok movie with an incredible cast, which means the movie could had been great. Ryan Gosling looks awesome on it and I buy Emma and Ryan as a couple. Marisa Tomei has some pretty (few) good scenes. For my surprise, Kevin Bacon was there. I had no clue!

Anyway, I wish it was better, it had almost everything to be, but it was not. Well, I cannot complain much since I only pay 2 dollars to see it (I used my rewards, ha!), but I still like it...

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