Re: To which side does George Clooney dress? (aka 'the package' thread!)

[Guest]

Little George?! what are you talking about? sizes? nickname?

[Clooney]

That would be a nickname, LL.

[Guest]

thanks Clooney, but why little? it reminds me of the movie how to lose a guy in 10 days, when she named his genitals and he was not happy with the nickname given,lol

You ladies can always bring back this topic, which I enjoy it a lot!!!

[pattygirl]

It is a fun topic, LL, which I'm sure we all enjoy.

In some circles, nicknames denote the opposite of label. Heavy man is called tiny, tall man - peanut, etc. Isn't that what you were doing, Clooney, huh! huh! huh!

[melbert]

When I watched the video, I just giggled all the way through it while George was moving his legs. It just looked like his "little George" was doing the happy dance.

[Guest]

Patty: i love this topic,

But I think the cloondong should get a more I don't know, little doesn't do for me

Can't call the gosdong little ryan...lol
or fassdong little michael...lol
maybe we can vote for a nickname...lol

[fluffy]

How about Plooney?? A mix of phallus! with Clooney??

[pattygirl]

How about MegaCloon or MagnaCloon? Can't decide which I like better.

[fluffy]

Patty, that sounds too big!!!! Don't want to do our Gee down in all that!!! Maybe we should just call it "Bob"??

[Guest]

How about the DongClong?

And what was really funny about this name… When I was messing around on word typing supposed names I typed in DongClong… Word thinks I misspelled it and the correction is: Dangling... fits with the vid, huh!?

[pattygirl]

Sounds pretty good to me, Cindy.

REALLY NOW, Fluffy. " Don't want to do our Gee down in all that!!! " Was that a freudian slip or what?

[fluffy]

Patty, what the eyes don't see, the heart won't grieve, so lets just say we all have our own imagination!!! I'm a medium so I won't get dissapointed!!!!

[Guest]

A Freudian slip lurking in the closet... or armoire?

[MyGirlKylie]

Maybe we should just call it "Bob"??

Not sure that will work. In Internet acronym lingo BOB=Battery Operated Boyfriend, aka a vibrator. LoL

I think it's called Little George or whatever the guy's name is because of the whole taking on a life of it's own thing. Like you would say G is a persona himself and Little G has his own persona. And a little of that nickname may come from the fact that most men think with their little head instead of the one on their shoulders.

[pattygirl]

Could be, could be. Could we call it Tiny Tim, no cause that would imply it needed a crutch. Nah, I don't think so. How about BIG GEORGE? It's what we'd all like to imagine it to be anyway.

[fluffy]

Patty, how about Great George??!!! or mini me!!!

[MyGirlKylie]

It's what we'd all like to imagine it to be anyway.

Lmao

The Magic Wand? Oh, how about Timex? You know, cause it takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

[pattygirl]

MGK, now you have too much time to be inventive. Hope your husband comes home this weekend, you are really getting bad.

[MyGirlKylie]

MGK, now you have too much time to be inventive. Hope your husband comes home this weekend, you are really getting bad.

I'm so
He may not want to come home this weekend. I'm PMSing.

[pattygirl]

[Guest]

Patty, how about Great George??!!! or mini me!!!

How about "My Oh My"?

There's a neat song that goes with that by Slade. Great song and lyrics!

[pattygirl]

We've got an impressive list so far, but have to wait till Katiedot, Merlin, Melbert, sociamar, etc. come on line. The names we have so far are: Clooneydong, Plooney, MagnaCloon, MegaCloon, Bob, Little George, BIG GEORGE, Timex, The Magic Wand, Great George and My Oh My.

While typing I thought of one more - MagmaGeorgie - magma as in molten lava.

[Henway]

In honor of Bad poetry day, yes that is today, I give you...............

George's Package
Which way does your package hang?
You know the one you use to bang
We stare; we peek, just to seek
But sometimes it looks very bleak
Maybe it hangs very unique
It must dangle with great physique
Would you share your technique?
Oh don’t worry we won’t critique
Because I’m sure it must be very chic
Please do not make us sit here every week
With out just a little peek, so to speak
Come on out and streak
From the mountain peeks to the boutiques
We promise we won’t shriek or freak!

[pattygirl]

You are without a doubt a Master Poet! Almost wet my pants. You are too much!!

[Vi]

two thumbs

[blubelle]

Henway, that is just tooooo funny. A classic. Somehow it must get to G. He would absolutely love it.

[pattygirl]

Henway, that is just tooooo funny. A classic. Somehow it must get to G. He would absolutely love it.

Think he might take pity on us and toss a bone.

[it's me]

We've got an impressive list so far, but have to wait till Katiedot, Merlin, Melbert, sociamar, etc. come on line. The names we have so far are: Clooneydong, Plooney, MagnaCloon, MegaCloon, Bob, Little George, BIG GEORGE, Timex, The Magic Wand, Great George and My Oh My.

While typing I thought of one more - MagmaGeorgie - magma as in molten lava.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hen! YOU DEVIL!!!

[MyGirlKylie]

Think he might take pity on us and toss a bone.

LMAO, we would all keel over from sheer delight.

Henway that was fabulous!

[Guest]

Two balls and a bat on a plaque for Henway!

Not a Lion or Oscar but appropriate for such a feat!

That was excellent! Maybe George will delight us with a photo or two before the weekend hits! Please!

[melbert]

Think he might take pity on us and toss a bone.

Or, could that be a boner please?

[Guest]

In honor of Bad poetry day, yes that is today, I give you...............

George's Package
Which way does your package hang?
You know the one you use to bang
We stare; we peek, just to seek
But sometimes it looks very bleak
Maybe it hangs very unique
It must dangle with great physique
Would you share your technique?
Oh don’t worry we won’t critique
Because I’m sure it must be very chic
Please do not make us sit here every week
With out just a little peek, so to speak
Come on out and streak
From the mountain peeks to the boutiques
We promise we won’t shriek or freak!

Classic!

[blubelle]

OMG - a boner please!!!! yes!!! I think we all need a very cold shower.

[pattygirl]

Taken one already - didn't do any good,

[MyGirlKylie]

Taken one already - didn't do any good,

When it comes to our main man, no amount of cold showers will matter.

[Guest]

Brrrrrrrr.... that shower was cold!
What.... What.... did I just see the word "boner"? ....

...Maaann... back to the shower.

[Charley]

I think this gives the definitive answer - to his right!



[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

[blubelle]

I don't care - just like wherever it is. Shower time!!!

[Katiedot]

Ok you smutty minded ladies, what do you make of this pic, hm?

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

[MyGirlKylie]

Ok you smutty minded ladies, what do you make of this pic, hm?

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Wow! I knew it had to be impressive but I didn't realize it took two hands to hold it.

[it's me]

LOOOOOOOL !!!

[it's me]

I think this gives the definitive answer - to his right!



[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

but I prefer this 'version'

[pattygirl]

Be nicer without the suit!

[melbert]

Well, thank you VERY much! I'm barely awake and now I've slid right out of my chair... mmmmmm nice....

[pattygirl]

Didn't hurt yourself, did you? Didn't spill your coffee, did you? Like visual inspiration!

[melbert]

Not much PattyGirl, not much!!

[pattygirl]

That's good. Pain would spoil the illusion.

[Guest]

Pattygirl, someone very wise out there has a tattoo that says "Pain is love"

[MyGirlKylie]

That's good. Pain would spoil the illusion.

There's a fine line between pleasure and pain. Sometimes a little pain can be good. (cough) or so I've heard...

[melbert]

But, not from sliding out of your chair onto your butt cuz' you got so "warm" from the pic!!!!

[Sponsored content]