Top 10 Qualities George Clooney Looks for In a Woman

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Single ladies around the world can now rejoice! George Clooney has officially separated from his latest girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis.

The couple has called off their relationship, leaving the dating pool wide open for Clooney, one of Hollywood’s most attractive men. If you’ve got your eye on this “sexiest man alive,” you’re not alone. But do you have what it takes to attract this notorious bachelor? Here are the top 10 qualities he looks for in a woman. See if you measure up!

1. Foreign beauty: If you’re from a country outside of the U.S., your odds of landing Clooney have significantly gone up. Celine Balitran (France), Mariella Frostup (Norway) and Canalis (Italy) are just a few of his “foreign affairs.”

2. Big name actress: One of the most successful men in Hollywood would surely be attracted to an equally successful actress. And rightfully so, since both understand the demands and stresses that come with the job. Clooney’s past women have resumes almost as impressive as his; just take a look at Julia Roberts, Charlize Theron, Kelly Preston and Renee Zellwegger. But don’t plan on starring in a movie alongside George to win his affection. It appears he doesn’t date his co-stars – at least, not during filming.

3. Piercing eyes: Clooney prefers a few physical features on women, one of them being incredibly piercing eyes. Preston, Roberts, Theron, Lucy Liu and Canalis all share the striking eyes trait.

4. Pouty lips: Going along with physical features, Clooney’s also attracted to a pouty lips. Exes Karen Duffy, Roberts, Theron, Zellwegger and Canalis have incredibly full lips that they use to their full advantage.

5. Exotic: This actor gravitates toward exotic looking woman. We need to look no further than Huma Abedin, Liu and, of course, Canalis to determine that this is certainly a look that draws George.

6. Astrological sign? Scorpio: Yes, it must be in the “stars” for a relationship with Clooney to work. Three of his ex-girlfriends – Celine Balitran, Roberts and Mariella Frostrup – are Scorpios. He certainly likes a determined, passionate and exciting woman in his life – all famous Scorpio characteristics.

7. Age: No cougars need apply! Clooney tends to date women much younger than himself. Sarah Larson was 18 years his junior, while he had a good 17 years on his latest ex.

8. Not the marrying kind: If you’re the kind of person who wants a commitment that ends with a diamond on your finger, go ahead and look elsewhere. This bachelor is notoriously famous for steering clear of husband-territory. In fact, out of all of his exes, Clooney has only married one – Talia Balsam. After their relationship ended, he declared that he would never marry again. So far, no other woman has been able to convince him otherwise.

9. Attention seeking: When you’re with Clooney, all attention is on him. If it’s your time to shine, move on to the next man. He’s dated some pretty famous names, but when it’s time for the red carpet or movie premieres, all eyes, all attention and cameras immediately focus on him.

10. Model-esque looks: And lastly, if you don’t have long lean legs, stunning facial features and gorgeous hair, don’t waste your time. This man is definitely attracted to model-type women, including Vendella Kiresbom Thomessen, Traylor Howard and Lisa Snowdon.

Do you measure up? If you can count yourself among at least a few of the top 10 qualities Clooney covets, then what are you waiting for? It’s time to see if you can catch the most recent eligible man in Hollywood!

#3 and #6 - that's me!!!!

For me it's just #6. (cries in hankie)

6 out of 10 , whoo hoo and I might like to think I have piercing eyes. I'll have to ask my friends

blubelle wrote:For me it's just #6. (cries in hankie)

Don't worry 'bout it blubelle. Maybe you'd like to post here about what other things make you suitable (or totally unsuitable if you prefer!) to be a clooneygal: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

#7 takes me out.

Let's do some catalogue pics

@lucy Did you read the last paragraph?

If you can count yourself among at least a few of the top 10 qualities Clooney covets, then what are you waiting for?

Don't give up yet! He may surprise us!

Well Eli sure had the smouty lips! HA!

Well, I fit the exotic, full lips and piercing eyes traits and I even have the long legs but the fat ass that's attached to them probably would disqualify me!

@cinderella George is a fantasy for me, I would never want him even if I could have him, he would sooooooo piss me off! OK maybe a fling, or a one night stand.

Lucy and Lorna, you crack me up!!!

Let's do some catalogue pics

We should send him a catalogue of our avatars so he can pick his new girlfriend on how we represent him.

I hope he likes penguins. LOL

Well, we do Dex!!!!

I'm not sure where to put this, so I add it here for the moment. They look sweet together, not? :-)
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Yeah and she brought the ape a ... banana. Somebody izzzz listening to me !

@Atalante I’ve read a lot of your posts on this forum and never have I heard anything like this. I hope you said that innocently. Because the remark you made would be derogatory. I like Sandra and these pictures are from before the split happened and she was feeding Louis a banana. I really don’t care what adult everyone makes fun of or calls names but, when it comes to a child, that’s where I draw the line. IMO

@calypso Yes, they look very sweet together!

I think she was calling Georgie boy an ape. That's how I took it anyway.

@Sandwiches Whew, that's good! Not that I like someone calling George names but he can take up for himself. No hard feelings.

I thought the same thing Sandwiches did