Celebitchy Thinks George Clooney Should Hook Up with Kelly Brooks

Don't have a clue who this is but thought our UK contingent would enjoy:

Sad news, y’all. Kelly Brook, the British “glamour model” and my current ideal body, is single. She had been dating Thom Evans (a Scottish rugby player) for two years, and news of their split happened on Friday. It was initially reported that Kelly and Thom might have ended things because of Kelly’s closeness to an ex – unfortunately the ex was not Jason Statham. She reportedly had been getting close to her ex, Danny Cipriani. But Kelly denied that part of that story while confirming her breakup, writing on Twitter: “Thom and I mutually agreed to go our separate ways some time ago. It had absolutely nothing to do with a third party.”

So Kelly Brook is single. And she flew to America a few days ago too! I’m including some new shots below of Kelly in Miami on Friday. Kelly also posted a photo of her body in that green bikini on Instagram, and you can click on it in the gallery to see the closeup – the quality of the photo is so good, you can tell when she last had a bikini wax. Which is kind of tacky, but I still love her.

I keep saying this, and I know I have no right to make it happen, but I’m just going to repeat it on and on: I want George Clooney to find his way to Kelly. I think they would be AMAZING together. Obviously, he likes girls who don’t have a lot going on, and while Kelly will always get work because of how she looks in a bikini, it’s not like she’s breaking any glass ceilings. Plus, Clooney likes brunettes with nice boobs. And Kelly seems like a sweetheart. Seriously, why aren’t they already together?!
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So, does Celebitchy know that George is single???

Good choice!
Match made in heaven for about 2 years
again

and Kelly is pretty young; something else George likes. She looks like another actress, Alyssa Milano from the TV show Charmed.

Think you'll be out of luck Rachel. I've only been here for a bit but in the months I've joined this coffee klatch one things clear; George pretty much eats at the same places, goes to the same places every year for vacations, hangs with Rande and Cindy on his off times and hooks up with the same girl every two or three years. They may be from different countries, have different hair color and even be different heights, but they are the same girls...just different names.

People change as they get older

yes....

The headline here being, "Someone in the World Actually Thinks George Clooney Needs Help Lining Up Young, Shapely Women to Date."

it was interesting to see one not really flattering pic of her
at the link, among other really good


thanks
sometimes women need to see those amazing girls are
human too!!!

She seems like a pretty girl--not stick thin too.

lol. no.

Yep, she would be a good one!

Well, to me she could have had her own agency to "push" her "single again, VERY available" story in original cache. Prolly is one somewhere. Celebitchy usually weighs in on one.

I looked at those pics carefully. Very suggestive. She is deliberately holding herself up in the first one, in a very teasing, suggestive way, like "look, I am all hot and waiting for you" kind of pose. Reminds me of Elisabetta in that way.

The one where she is leaning forwards which isn't so attractive in some ways, shows cleavage in big kind of way. Think thats to show, "BIG' boobs teaser.

And of course, the other is meant to show off as much figure in as advantageous a way as possible, carefully posed.

I think she WANTS to be the next. perhaps it isn't Celebitchy who is thinking he is finished with the present one....

But JMO. I can sometimes tell about these things...

Definately win - win thing.

Imagine, George could do the bedline ad (using the same room and bed as in Tequila ad) sheets and pillow cases etc. designed by her next...

nice avatar bamboochacha!!!

Nice avatar Baboochacha . Me likes.