Why do middle-aged flabby movie heroes such as George Clooney get paired up with beautiful young women?

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To: Special Agent Richard Cohen:

Your latest case, No. 0073586, “Investigation into the new requirement that middle-aged movie heroes must be extremely fit to be romantically involved with hot young women who look young enough to be their daughters” has been solved! Undercover agents stationed in Hollywood have discovered legions of middle-aged male screenwriters successfully pairing flabby, aging actors like Michael Caine, Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson, Jeff Bridges, George Clooney and Dan Ackroyd with fit young women. MI5 has concluded that the fantasy lives of older men are NOT, we repeat, NOT, in danger.

However, we do have a new case for you: “Where are the complementary films featuring sophisticated but thick-around-the-middle older women, beset by hot young men who look young enough to be their sons?” We are sure you will look into this genuine mystery with the same diligence with which you pursued your previous case.

Bob Hirshon, Takoma Park

lelacorb wrote:maybe referred to the penis when peeing?......fortunately is flaccid!...........