Obama’s New Book: George Clooney And Lindsey Lohan Sharing The Lincoln Bedroom With Harry Maguire
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Obama’s New Book: George Clooney And Lindsey Lohan Sharing The Lincoln Bedroom With Harry Maguire
Wait . . . what?! Stacy Keibler stood George up for an event so he spent the night (literally) with Lindsay Lohan??? Tell me this is a joke.
Obama’s New Book: George Clooney And Lindsey Lohan Sharing The Lincoln Bedroom With Harry Maguire
by Gurprit November 22, 2020 Special
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Saturday, 21 November 2020
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a gossipy chapter of Barack Obama’s new book, The Promised Land, Obama recalls that George Clooney was without a date for the White House Correspondent’s Dinner because Stacy Keibler had stiffed him at the last minute.
The handsome actor, sipping on red wine, was seated at the very front of the Washington Hilton ballroom at the TIME table, along with Steven Spielberg and other big shot Hollywood donors. The raucous ceremony is held every year, and this year was highlighted by Jimmy Kimmel roasting the President with one liners.
One of Obama’s chief Hollywood fundraisers, the affable Clooney spent the evening smiling and blowing kisses to the Obamas, even laughing when Barack told the adoring crowd that the filet they were devouring came from the tenderloin of a Pit Bull.
After the dinner was over, the President introduced George to Lindsay Lohan. Noting that both were without dates, Barack Obama cupidly suggested that the two of them stay overnight at the White House, in the Lincoln Bedroom. Since both had gotten a little housed during the long dinner, and didn’t wish to press their luck driving back to their hotels, they thought it a wonderful idea.
After readying themselves for bed, they were startled to see a portrait of Manchester United’s Harry Maguire, staring down at them from the wall directly over the foot of Lincoln’s bed.
Needless to say, neither George or Lindsay felt amorous with Harry Maguire watching over them, and both said that the evening together was uneventful.
Slim: “Who the f*ck is Harry Maguire?”
Dirty: “Yo, Dude. He’s an English professional footballer. A favorite of Monkey Woods.”
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I'm still trying to get my head round this too! It doesn't seem to be a parody website . . .
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Katie - Where did you find this? I googled The Billingsgate Post and couldn't find it. Gurprit seems to be a very popular name, so there's no way of knowing which Gurprit wrote this without checking all of them out - way too much trouble.
This story just seems really unlikely. A. If you're too plowed to drive, why not take a cab? Besides, when was the last time George drove himself to one of these events? Doesn't make sense.
B. Even if both were invited back to the White House for the night, there are plenty of bedrooms. There really wouldn't be any reason for them to share - unless they wanted to. I can't buy that.
C. Lindsay Lohan!!!!!!!!!!!????????? Really? Lindsay Lohan?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????? - Just how drunk was he??????
This story just seems really unlikely. A. If you're too plowed to drive, why not take a cab? Besides, when was the last time George drove himself to one of these events? Doesn't make sense.
B. Even if both were invited back to the White House for the night, there are plenty of bedrooms. There really wouldn't be any reason for them to share - unless they wanted to. I can't buy that.
C. Lindsay Lohan!!!!!!!!!!!????????? Really? Lindsay Lohan?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????? - Just how drunk was he??????
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I do remember Stacy not being there she had to work.
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oh lord, I forgot to include the link!! It's here: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
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But - aha! Here's possibly the origin of the story: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Which makes me much happier. I KNEW this was a spoof story.
Which makes me much happier. I KNEW this was a spoof story.
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Got it: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
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Just one question: Does Harry Maguire really exist? I ask because at the bottom of the article about him being a figment of someone's imagination there's a disclaimer saying the article is a satire. I don't follow UK football, so I'm confused.
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I've no idea! But assume he's not real.
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Okey doke! Will do, though I'm still confused. Were these two articles the only place Harry Macguire shows up, or was this an ongoing hoax? If it was ongoing, wouldn't football fans have noticed there was no such player? And why would a picture of him be hanging in the White House, let alone the Lincoln bedroom? Just so many questions.
Don't bother trying to answer them. It's not important.
Don't bother trying to answer them. It's not important.
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This is an Obama wind-up isn't it? Maybe George beat him at basketball that day.
I think Mcguire is something to do with the Civil War - so maybe there's a portrait of him in the
Lincoln Room?
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PAN - The Billingsgate Post article claims the story comes from Obama's book, but the article is a satire and Harry Macguire is supposedly made up and doesn't exist. I can't see Obama pulling this kind of prank - especially for public consumption.
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Sorry for the confusion: BOTH stories (the existence of the football player) and the story of George and Lindsay Lohan sharing a room with the picture of the football player are spoof stories.
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