Are You Young Enough for George?

I thought it would be interesting to know the ages of George's fans here on Open House. This is strictly anonymous, unless you want to share in a post. Thanks!!!

LOL Already gave away my age... Oh well

really interesting
thanks

The forties are a good place to be!
"Face it girls... I'm older and have more insurance!" Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes
LOL

I love shocking people when I tell them how old I am

It's fun. I used to hate looking younger than my age when I was younger but now it's kinda fun

Written by Frank Kaiser (not Andy Rooney, as many think)

"As I grow in age, I value older women most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a damn what you might think about her.

An older single woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships" and "commitment." The last thing she needs in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover!

Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Most older women cook well. They care about cleanliness and are generous with praise, often undeserved.

An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Older women couldn't care less.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.

An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido's stronger, her fear of pregnancy gone. Her experience of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal and she's lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways her daughter could never dream of. (Young men, you have something to look forward to.)

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.

Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed babe of 70 there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22 year old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize for all of us. That men are genetically inferior is no secret. Count your blessings that we die off at a far younger age, leaving you the best part of your lives to appreciate the exquisite woman you've become, without the distraction of some demanding old man clinging and whining his way into your serenity."

He is one smart man!!!! Thanks for sharing Deb!

Thanks for that deb, I totally agree, heaven would be the health and body of a younger woman, with the wisdom,experience, and attitude of an older one IMHO,

I'm too young for him hahaha, but in an interview he said he would like a nurse for caring of him, and within 2 years I will be, I am also very calm and I don´t like the whole circus of the tabloids so... he would not have to worry!

Well George is too old for ME! I've decided to go Cougar and he is not young enough! Looking for a few good men in their late 30's maybe early 40's and George is just TOO OLD at 50! Brahahahaha!

Wow, I just looked at the poll and we've got representatives for every decade! George is a very lucky man!!!!

Wow... I´m the only one between 20-25... interesting... I don´t know what to think about that

Hathaross, it shows you have very GOOD taste. LOL

One of the times I went to the dentist. The receptionist said I told her i was waiting to hear about a movie i was hoping to be in with George and she said " oh he's cute but too young for me." I was pretty happily surprised. I've never heard that before toward him.

Dawn

cindigirl wrote:Hathaross, it shows you have very GOOD taste. LOL

Yes, I think so too.

mmmmmmmmmmmm am under 20s , guess i'll have to wait alil bit hahahaha!

Join me hahahahaha I can give you a couple of my years

Sorry Sarah, I started the poll before you posted. I just didn't think we had anyone younger than 20. We will acknowledge you as probably the youngest, that has admitted anyway!

hehehehehe , yeh am younger than 20s and i admit it , but don't u think it would be weird for George to date someone under 20s???

Yes sarah ali, it would be down right creepy for him to date anyone under 20. He has said that he'd be willing to adopt a 21 year old rich daughter!

I am an old woman at the right point, I'm married, have two children and I could be content to live as he wants. George waiting for you! Years ago I would not have taken because I do not get married but not so interested maiaccettato I have no children. Now that I got what I wanted out of life important to you look (we live near Italy, you do not have a lot of road)

I am an old woman at the right point, I'm married, have two children and I could be content to live as he wants. George waiting for you! Years ago I would not have taken because, I'm not so interested in getting married but I never agreed to have no children. Now that I got what I wanted out of life important to you look (we live near Italy, you do not have a lot of road)

I think it's weird for him to date anyone under 30. Let's face it, under 40 is borderline dodgy.

I'm in my late thirties and consider myself too young for a 50-year old. Oddly, I think he'd consider me too old.

I look younger than I am but since I'm in my early 40s I would be too old for George. I bet he would have a hard time keeping up with me.

sandwiches wrote:I look younger than I am but since I'm in my early 40s I would be too old for George. I bet he would have a hard time keeping up with me.

Sandwiches!! Me too. I am 42 but no on ever believes it! I am very active also!

Katie, soon you won't be to old, every year he ages his girlfriends get older by a year!

Ladies, age is just a number, it's the experience that counts! The university of life is a good education for anyone and those younger members, might have to wait a while to gain a diploma!!!