Emergency Delivery for G. Clooney: My Life as an A-List Party Crasher

I only copy the part with George. She wrote how she sneaked into his Party.......Lucky girl and how smart


Emergency Delivery for G. Clooney: My Life as an A-List Party Crasher

My final Secret Service coup happened at George Clooney’s Los Angeles estate in 2012. It was a fundraiser for President Obama and the entry fee was slightly more than the equity in my home. This “party crash” was actually a “car crash,” but not in the usual sense. Secret Service and police officers had blocked the street which led to George’s estate in order to keeps peasants like me away. But they erred when they temporarily removed a barricade in the road. I seized the opportunity for rebelliousness, and possibly jail time. I barreled up the hill in my Nissan, but was subsequently flagged down.

“Ma’am, you must turn around and go back down the hill,” a security guard said after I slammed on the brakes and rolled down my window.

My brain shifted into creativity mode. On my passenger seat was a Rite Aid bag filled with recently purchased pony tail holders.

“I have an emergency pharmaceutical delivery for (I pretended to read a small piece of paper)… Mr. G. Clooney.”

The man seemed confused and scanned the area for advice. I tried to act confident. I hoped he would not look inside my sack because I don’t think there is such thing as an “emergency scrunchie.”

He paused for a few seconds, and then said, “Okay. I guess you can go up.”

The street around George’s house was jammed with catering trucks and service vehicles, so I parked in the only spot available: the actor’s driveway. I entered the event. Barbra Streisand walked past me, and I drummed up conversations with Jack Black, Billy Crystal, and Rob Reiner.

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President Obama is at George's house and this woman got past the Secret Service?  Well that's telling. It certainly reinforces the criticism they've been getting for quite a while now they they are just not doing their job. Embarassing.  This woman can't be that good.  That's assuming this woman is telling the truth.

Hahahahaha! An emergency scrunchie for George Clooney! AND the secret service bought it!!