If you could change one thing about George Clooney, what would it be?

Calling all opinions, from the funny or frivelous to the deep down thoughtful. If you had a magic wand, what is the one thing you would like to change about him?

I'm the fairy princess and he is my frog. RRRRRRibettttttt

Left ya speechless Katie?

His choice in girlfriends!

Nothing he is who he is and i like him just the way he is

I will second lucy's post, his choice in girlfriends.

His taste in girlfriends....

Everything else is really perfect.

His teeth sometimes they are scary looking...too big and too white. And his taste in girlfriends. Also I would like him to change his mind about a certain product he supports. Not much else really, nice hair, lovely eyes, deep voice, nice arms, bum and package.....yes I do enjoy a little package watching!

I think that his teeth are looking more "real" again. Maybe the veneers are wearing off (if they do - I don't know). Not as WHITE as before. At least in his recent pics. Much better!

Well he DOES need some WHISKERS !!! And a ... TAIL !!!

Cat Poetry

The Rum Tum Tugger
The Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat:
If you offer him pheasant he would rather have grouse.
If you put him in a house he would much prefer a flat,
If you put him in a flat then he'd rather have a house.
If you set him on a mouse then he only wants a rat,
If you set him on a rat then he'd rather chase a mouse.
Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat--
And there isn't any call for me to shout it:
For he will do
As he do do
And there's no doing anything about it!

The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore:
When you let him in, then he wants to be out;
He's always on the wrong side of every door,
And as soon as he's at home, then he'd like to get about.
He likes to lie in the bureau drawer,
But he makes such a fuss if he can't get out.

Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat--
And there isn't any use for you to doubt it:
For he will do
As he do do
And there's no doing anything about it!

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast:
His disobliging ways are a matter of habit.
If you offer him fish then he always wants a feast;
When there isn't any fish then he won't eat rabbit.
If you offer him cream then he sniffs and sneers,
For he only likes what he finds for himself;

So you'll catch him in it right up to the ears,
If you put it away on the larder shelf.
The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing,
The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle;
But he'll leap on your lap in the middle of your sewing,
For there's nothing he enjoys like a horrible muddle.
Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat--
And there isn't any need for me to spout it:
For he will do
As he do do
And there's no doing anything about it!

T. S. Elliot

Great poem, thanks for sharing Atalante.

Thanks Dexterdidit, I forgot about his bum!

His sketchy taste in women - absolutely!

Maybe I'm just an old fashioned romantic but it would be nice to see George in a relationship like Clint Eastwood's. Yes, she's much younger than he, doesn't look like we're going to change that Hollywood scenario, but it would be nice for him to find a gal who has or had a respectable job (like Clint's wife who was a journalist) and who doesn't come with a past that's documented all over the internet with photos so raunchy they make your hair curl.

But that's George's issue. If he doesn't raise his standards he'll never get out of the merry-go-round he finds himself in when the truth about his latest "girlfriend-of-the-month" comes out in the press.

Ah, but this is just wishful thinking we all know it would take hell freezing over for that to happen! HA!

Ooooooooh I don't know! he hasn't met me yet!!!!!! Shall we get a possy of suitable ladies for him to coo over????

His profession.

That's an interesting response, Tiger. What is it you don't like about his profession?

All the speculation.The need to always be performing for the public.

His jeans! Way too loose and old- mannish. Get a pair that fits properly like jeans should George!

HIs address. I'd have him move in with me. LOL

I'd like to see him for once in his life publicly admit and support a girlfriend, so the people who are in denial about his GF'S would stop spreading lies about him.

Lucy, wonderful dream, but I doubt that we'll ever see it. I will eat my hat if it happens, but he's done the same thing for too many years, so I don't see it happening. Again, a wonderful dream...

You have a hat you even wanna eat. You need some mayo to go with that ?

I'm with Mel and Atalante on this one. Even if he did the unthinkable and owned up to having a girlfriend, the fantasists would still deny it.

Remember, they think he was forced to date Sarah Larson. So whoever his girlfriend is next, he'll be 'forced' to date her too and if you were to run his girlfriend statement backwards and then re-arrange the letters and add a couple of letters then you'd get something that's almost similar to a bible quotation which proves that he's actually not dating anyone.

There's no arguing with insanity.

Well I wouldn't call them girlfriends, I'd call them, amuse-gueules or amuse-bouches, mmm, yes I would.

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Katie, step away from IMDb... lol

LOL! I wish I could, Mel, wish I could. Have done the next best thing and put the nutters on ignore which makes things so much nicer.

Hang in there Katie, ya'll are doing a great job taking back IMDb.

With all the loonies on ignore are you seeing any posts? They really are big on conspiracy theories that is for sure.

Dex - not a lot, no. I'm assuming there's weird shit going on all around, but happily it's nothing to do with me.

I think they're leaving you alone right now Katie!!! You just stay your own sweet way and consider the source (as my mom used to tell me). We got your back girlfriend!!!

So, it looks like a lot of us got our wish! Now, what's next on the George Clooney improvement programme to-do list?

Chose the next one more carefully!

Meet her someplace other than a restaurant- bar, or a catalog-pick your next GF. Maybe get to know if he has anything in common with her before sex.

After thinking long and hard about this question, I would have to say he’s been changing. The reason I say this: All of the statements Eli made. I figured we would see him with more arm candy before now. Easiest way to tell her to move on but he didn’t. I think he’s growing and getting more serious! IMBO!

I agree Cinderella, however, with no visible new arm candy, it could be that he didn't want to show anyone new at John's wedding and then getting ready for Sudan. I think the defining moment will be at Venice.

Nothing he is who he is and i like him just the way he is

Clooney 1970 you read my thoughts!!!

my answer: absolutely nothing

Bumping this thread to see if any of the newer posters want to add to the list.

I'd change his age to say 10 years younger.....then we'll have him around for longer !

Other than that....nothing comes to mind....I like him as he is...
warts an' all.....

I like him exactly as he is - would even like him if he got married (sorry) as long as he's happy. He's a good man and deserves the best.

Joanna wrote:I'd change his age to say 10 years younger.....

Ooh, now there's an idea.

Call me superficial but I'd like to put him back to his early 30s. That's when I think he was at his hottest. Not that he isn't hot now of course, but he was a god in those days.

Nothing, I like/love him just as he is.

( I like him more now than before.)

I've loved George for a very long time, and I think the only thing I might ask him to tone down on is some of the meanish pranks he's done. I know, that's George, and we have a whole thread on his pranks.

ladydi wrote:HIs address. I'd have him move in with me. LOL

Genius!

Katiedot wrote:

Joanna wrote:I'd change his age to say 10 years younger.....

Ooh, now there's an idea.

Call me superficial but I'd like to put him back to his early 30s. That's when I think he was at his hottest. Not that he isn't hot now of course, but he was a god in those days.

The Batman/Out of Sight/Three Kings years...holy moly.

I'm am going to say something that will probably get me beaten up, but here goes: I think that George can, at times, be a bit smug/self-righteous. Case in point: his Academy Awards acceptance speech. Exhibit B: his complaint regarding the lack of female roles in Hollywood.

Please don't hurt me

I'd like him to become publicly single. No fake GFs or arm candies anymore. Makes him look old. Wouldn't it be great if he'd start to keep his private life private?

his phone numbers

His being a "commitment phobe".

beeh! wrote:I'd like him to become publicly single. No fake GFs or arm candies anymore. Makes him look old. Wouldn't it be great if he'd start to keep his private life private?

sure
if he really can do it
I mean if ppl will let them enough alone

George can hide if he wants to. But can he be alone on his own?

no