George Clooney is a "fart machine" according to Star Magazine
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George Clooney is a "fart machine" according to Star Magazine
Thanks Henway for this, uh, edifying find:
I know I've said this before, but I don't think George has a friend at Star.
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George Clooney is a fart machine. The Academy Award winner apparently doesn't care who's listening while he toots often and loudly behind closed doors. "He's a pig," says a "spy."
I know I've said this before, but I don't think George has a friend at Star.
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Re: George Clooney is a "fart machine" according to Star Magazine
some joke at his expense...?
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They sound like desperate "pigs" trying to fetch a story to sell anything.
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My goodness Georgie .
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Stupid article!
And no further analyses what causes gassiness on person?!
Changing a diet (and cook) could “clear the air”
He is living with health coach (wanna-be), he is under the same roof with someone who wants to re-educate people what and how to eat
And she has turned her own man a farting machine?!
I am afraid her diet and cooking won´t take away his hunger, but life!
And no further analyses what causes gassiness on person?!
Changing a diet (and cook) could “clear the air”
He is living with health coach (wanna-be), he is under the same roof with someone who wants to re-educate people what and how to eat
And she has turned her own man a farting machine?!
I am afraid her diet and cooking won´t take away his hunger, but life!
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Oh c'mon now, everybody!! We all poot and toot!! We would not be human if we did not.
Here is tribute to farting:
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Here is tribute to farting:
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Thanks for your fart song tribute MM.
I always say, better an empty house than an unwelcome visitor. LOL
I always say, better an empty house than an unwelcome visitor. LOL
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Beans are nature's musical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So, let's have beans at every meal.
Who cut the cheese? (Oh man, Oh man....)
the more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So, let's have beans at every meal.
Who cut the cheese? (Oh man, Oh man....)
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Beans, beans, the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot
Or, my family's favourite: fart, fart it's good for your heart.
Sorry about that everyone. Whew! Can someone open a window around here? Anyway, I'm sure George would be giggling if he were to read this. Apparently he finds farts funny: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Or, my family's favourite: fart, fart it's good for your heart.
Sorry about that everyone. Whew! Can someone open a window around here? Anyway, I'm sure George would be giggling if he were to read this. Apparently he finds farts funny: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
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I love funny fart videos. Here's some bloopers. Celebrities, horses and even chimpanzees fart.
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Hahahahaha!! It is funny when it happens on the aire and everybody is trying not to let on, but can't felp themselbes. We use to called them Barts. Cause thats the way they sounded... Bar-ar-ar-tttt!!!
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Our little dog issues forth SBD's...usually while sitting by the side of
hubby in his armchair. She's been known to jump down off the chair straight away as if even she can't cope with the smell. Lol
SBD.....silent but deadly
hubby in his armchair. She's been known to jump down off the chair straight away as if even she can't cope with the smell. Lol
SBD.....silent but deadly
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I'm copying these posts from another thread as they belong here.
cindigirl wrote:I just read an article about George's personal habits around his house, from Star Magazine (not that I necessarily believe it), but a "spy" related to him as UUURP. Saying that "Off screen the dapper man acts like an unruly frat boy. 'George may seem like a gentleman, but off camera he really can be a disgusting pig' a spy reports. And he doesn't hesitate to let out sloppy burps and farts around his household help". Gross!
So he's a normal guy. Who would think?
melbert wrote:Yup, sounds like the George we all "know" and love!
it's me wrote: And he doesn't hesitate to let out sloppy burps and farts around his household help".
impossible
Maggy wrote:REALLY?melbert wrote:Yup, sounds like the George we all "know" and love!
Gross!
it's me wrote:right
I don't think so
lelacorb wrote:I hope that this is not true! I would not hesitate to call it rough and rude.
it's me wrote:sure
amaretti wrote:My goodness .
JoanieJD wrote:Well gee if a person can't be themself at home, excuse him, house help, be thankful for the job, bart, burp or all the normal things...You mean you don't do those things? Hes a human after all... yeah who woulda thunk it?
it's me wrote:did he usually do that when he is into some important meetings with probable sponsors?
I guess no
so the same near his household help ppl
right?
JoanieJD wrote:Business is dif. Everyone tries to put on their best act for business and meetings. Thats when you go to the toilet or somewhere where you can release it. Can be hard to hold..
amaretti wrote: Maybe he has a dairy issue .
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