Fake interview with Stacy Keibler (not so subtle insinuation that George is gay)

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​How's this for a coup?

An imaginary interview with Stacy Keibler, who adorns George Clooney's arm for many a photo.

Stacy had some amazing fake things to say!

So, Stacy, what the world wants to know and only you can answer is...What's George really like?
Well....he's very, very nice. And really smart. And...what's the word?...handsome.

Wow. Such insight! How did you meet him anyway?
Um, on the Eiffel Tower. No, wait, that's where Tom met Katie. I meant that's where Tom proposed to Katie. I'm getting confused.

So, has he proposed?
Tom? No, he's married!

I mean George.
Oh. No, I don't think that's happening soon. I'd have to check.

What kinds of things do you do together?
Eating...red carpets...
[pause]

What did you think of his Advocate interview?
I don't read The Advocate. He does. [pause] He likes to keep up with all kinds of stuff.

What's your favorite movie of his?
I don't know. I just do red carpets. But they're gonna send me the DVDs. [pause] I liked him on Roseanne.

What did you think when he kissed Billy Crystal on the Oscars?
He can do better!

Any other insight into George's personality that you can share?
He reads books. He likes vegetables, if they're cooked well. Um...

Is he g...?
Gorgeous? Yes!

And what happens when he's naked?
He gets so cold!

Can you tell us what his favorite position is?
[pause] Extreme liberal.

Thanks, Stacy. Bye.
No, not bi. Straight!

OK. Bye. I mean so long. Oy.

JoanieJD wrote:Not too many of them feel their salt until they can feel a bit higher than the woman of choice. You have to let some guys feel superior. You may know the truth but you're not gonna tell them.

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March 23, 2012


'Village Voice' fuels rumor that George Clooney and Stacy Keibler are staged act

Randi Weitzman

It seems that George Clooney's romance with Baltimore's Stacy Keibler is in question. Since Oscar night in February, Keibler's absence from Clooney's recent high-profile media blitz is raising suspicion among fans and the press.

The issue is not whether the relationship is over. The focus is on the authenticity of its status. Are they friends, lovers, or business partners? Appearing on the red carpet together at last fall's premiere of The Descendants, they were described in the press as being officially "out" as a couple.

From that point forward through to the Academy Awards last month, Keibler has been at Clooney's side in public. During his media campaign to support his Oscar nomination, Keibler was on Clooney's arm at every press gathering, awards show, and publicity event.

With a spike in interest with regards to her relationship with Clooney, Keibler was being interviewed often. She was displayed on the covers of several magazines and the subject of many modeling layouts most of which appeared in men's magazines.

However, after announcing that she and Clooney were headed to his home in Italy to relax after an exhausting awards season, Keibler became glaringly invisible from Clooney's press. She was absent from very historic and meaningful affairs one would want to share with a partner.

Suspicion is running rampant that the Clooney-Keibler pairing is contrived and staged to enhance both careers. According to a blog post on Monday's blog, Village Voice blatantly surmised the growing speculation by portraying Keibler as Clooney's most clueless arm-candy to date by publishing a fake interview with the model-wrestler-statue in its current issue.

This follows Clooney admission that when arrested on March 16 in Washington, D.C. during his protest at Sudan's embassy, his one phone call from jail was not to Keibler, but to his mom as reported on huffingtonpost.com. More importantly, Keibler did not escort Clooney to a dinner President Obama was hosting for UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, at the White House the night before his arrest.

His dinner companion was First Lady, Michelle Obama. The video, left, further indicates skepticism about Keibler's status in Clooney's life. Stating that Keibler was in Barcelona for a photo shoot, it was 2 a.m. in Spain when the dinner got underway.

These people are professional jet setters. Celebrities are used to flying roundtrip in one day across the country for a one hour event, such as an appearance on a New York-based talk show.

Surely, she could have tweaked her schedule to join the formal sit-down at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W. Was she that uninterested or unimpressed as Village Voice intimated? If the couple is not the center of paparazzi attention, does she figure "what's the point?" Concerning the romance, was she even invited?

Lately, in the news to support same-sex marriage, the ever-present rumor that Clooney is homosexual surfaced again. He and friend, Brad Pitt, publicly heckle one another and recently fueled the gossip that Clooney is gay. Pitt announced when it is legal for him to marry Clooney, he and Angelina Jolie may decide to marry.

The needle seemed to be pointing toward the "perfect match." She's a guy's girl, independent, and has known the Clooney’s for years.

Now, Monday morning quarterbacks are looking at game tapes. Was Stacy dressed and coiffed to resemble an Oscar statuette propping George?

Recently, there was gossip about George" initiating baby talk. I s he ready for an heir, but still keeping his vow to stay single? Stories said Stacy was ready for kids. If they are just long time friends, but not lovers, that can make for good parenting.

They can love and not be in love. Gossip always flares when someone is single past 30, but he had a marriage that failed and does not want a repeat. Does that mean Stacy, or Eli or Sarah are beards?

Source: villagevoice.com, intouchweekly.com