George Clooney's Lady Formula for Love

George Clooney's lady formula for love
JMo & Elle The Sunday Telegraph December 11, 2011 12:00AM
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Stacy Keibler and George Clooney leave Craigs Restaraunt together. Picture: Snapper Media Source: The Sunday Telegraph

LEO who? The world's most eligible bachelor, George Clooney, arrives in Sydney today and as far as local women are concerned, if he hasn't got a ring on it, he's fair game.

The 50-year-old is reportedly flying solo at the Global Leadership Forum tomorrow, leaving his latest squeeze Stacy Keibler behind in the US. And Clooney certainly has a type.

Insider has calculated the percentages that make up his perfect partner.

His type is normally 50 per cent athletic body, 30 per cent brains and beauty, and 20 per cent luscious locks.

And they should be of a suitable age for his years. Insider's scientific formula threw up a few local names:

Brunette Esther Anderson would definitely give Clooney what he's looking for.

If he wants a little danger, maybe he'd like Tania Zaetta.

Nikki Phillips is a definite frontrunner, although her boyfriend Dane Rumble could pose a bit of a problem.

Jodhi Meares for her successful business and modelling past.


Hmmm...if we break down that 30% for brains and beauty, how much do you think falls into each category? 5%/25%?


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Just for comparison, pictures of the women the author suggests as possibilities for George:

Esther Anderson:

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Tania Zaetta:

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Nikki Phillips:

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Jodhi Meares:

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From most of the google images I found, Jodhi is kind of manly looking without professional makeup, and it's a little hard to find a picture of her in which she both a) has her "girls" covered up, and b) doesn't have a smout. She has also been a television presenter and reality show host. She had a "fashion line" that lasted approximately five minutes. She is apparently heavily involved in the Church of Scientology. Plus, she changed the spelling of her name, mid-career, from Jodie to Jodhi, because why wouldn't you?. I think we've found her, ladies. Jodhi Meares is a perfect-storm-combination of all of George's girlfriend's from Kelly Preston through the past decade. Spacey better keep close tabs on her man this weekend!

Thanks Missa you picked an interesting array of women for George.

Esther Anderson: She seems to have a good sense of humor but her smile reminds me of Stacy and Krista Allen.
Tania Zaetta: No, she seems to be too flirty and too much into glamour.
Nikki Phillips: I would pick her - she seems to be sweet and kind and has a good sense of humor.
Jodhi Meares: No, she seems too tomboyish and she reminds me a little of Eli. And I don't believe he would interested in the Church of Scientology.

Just my opinion of course, actually I wish he would pick me but he wouldn't because I would just be another blonde to be called dumb. LOL

Just for the record, the author of the article picked those women, not me. I just added the pics because I assumed most of us wouldn't know who they are, since they appear to be mostly Australian celebrities.

Wow, they all kind of look like formers, don't they?

Tania Zaetta famewhore to the max. But she doesn't have much talent and she is a punchline for jokes. Jodhi Meares once married to James Packer went off with a fortune, got kicked of reality tv for refusing to do the finale of Australia's Next Top Model cause it was live and she couldn't cope with it. Couldn't understand why she was being touted as a model anyway. Hubby bought her a bikini line which she modelled she was never a big international model by any means. But it is amazing what Packer money can buy you. Doesn't need the cash she has plenty of her own and likes to be kept out of the spotlight! Esther seems ok. But I do query the 30 per cent brains bit I just don't see Stacy being that bright! He is only in town for a day or two so I doubt he will be socialising that much. Just wishfull thinking at least we would stop getting pictures of Miranda Kerr lugging around her baby who looks like he weighs more then she does. LOL I thought Megan Gale she is tall and really pretty comes across as smart and funny and made her name in Italy she lived there for awhile and speaks the language and now she is the host of Australia's Next Top Model.

Thanks for the low-down Dex!

Australia does have some beautiful woman and some handsome men. I like the actor Alex O'loughlin on the tv show Hawaii five-0. He is one hunk of a guy. Yeah I am a little tired of Miranda Kerr, you think she is the only Australian model the way the photograph her. But her baby is a cutie patootie, even though he looks like a ton to carry around. He probably has been to more places in the world than I have.

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How about one of the facts of life girls?? LOL.

Or...Diane Kruger!!!

I think all the girls on FOL have been quoted at one time or another that they WANTED him! But, I don't believe any of them admitted that they HAD been with him.