"Kissing George is like kissing a kiwi"

He had Bells Palsy when he was a young teenager. The right side of his face was paralyzed Maybe that caused the scar or whatever it is.

Mel, he has a chicken pox scar on his forehead on the left side. I have his facial structure down to a science don't I? I'm spending way too much time looking at his face instead of his more important part. LOL

Cindi, the term " warts n all" is a saying meaning that you'll accept no-matter what unconditional!!! The mark I think you mean on his temple was from a dog bite wasn't it?? The only Mole I know is the one on his shoulder (see american), but he has many smaller mole marks.

pattygirl wrote:Well, if they are genital, we'll never find out. Me thinks he'd be very careful in that respect. In my fantasy, he'd always use protection no matter what the GF of the moment said. Even if he has had that vascetomy he's joked about.

I bet he puts them through an MRI scan before he touches them. LOL

Cindi ? I thought that's what we were talking about (on his forehead). Oh well.



Bell's Palsy does not cause any scarring.



He also got bit by a dog, but I remember that scar being in his hairline.

You'r right mel, on the Oscar Special he had with Julia Roberts he pointed out to her the dog bite scar in his harline.

Well, we'll never know unless we get George over here on the forum to explain all his imperfections.

cindigirl wrote:You ladies are pretty horny for early in the morning. The big question is: Do I want a hover or a peck or a slobber? With G I'll take all 3.

LOL, most of us are usually horny for George regardless of the time of day.

As for the kisses, one leads to the other usually, right? The hover usually leads to a quick peck which leads to more pecks then to full on spit swapping action. If they're doing it 'correctly' it does, anyways. LOL

cindigirl wrote: I bet he puts them through an MRI scan before he touches them. LOL

Or maybe he has them provide a clean billl of health from their doc when he has them sign the NDA. LMAO


As for him kissing his GFs like 'granpa', I'd much rather see a couple (famous or not) with barely visible PDA (hand holding, a quick hug or kiss) as apposed to some who practically have sex in front of everyone on the street.

MyGirl, your explanation is very implicit. Giving me more visions. Now I need another moment.

cindigirl wrote:MyGirl, your explanation is very implicit. Giving me more visions. Now I need another moment.

Have a cig and a cold shower...

MyGirlKylie wrote:

cindigirl wrote:You ladies are pretty horny for early in the morning. The big question is: Do I want a hover or a peck or a slobber? With G I'll take all 3.

LOL, most of us are usually horny for George regardless of the time of day.

As for the kisses, one leads to the other usually, right? The hover usually leads to a quick peck which leads to more pecks then to full on spit swapping action. If they're doing it 'correctly' it does, anyways. LOL

Or, hovering over his pecker slobbering????

melbert wrote:Or, hovering over his pecker slobbering????

ROTFLMAO! I swear sometimes I think you're my long lost twin.

melbert wrote:Or, hovering over his pecker slobbering????

Why would hover and slobber - go to it girl. You've got to do it when you get the chance, you can hover when you're(he's) done. Gotta take the bull by the horns, so to speak. Actually this bull by the balls, his ironed unwrinkled balls.

Oh right, I forgot about his announcement years ago that he had his balls ironed. He said everybody in Hollywood is doing it. ICK

I'm picturing someone standing over him with a steam iron. LOL

LOL, I remember that interview.

Yeah. That was w/ Esquire Mag. Great interview, lots of fun.

Sometimes I think Mr. Clooney is far too outspoken in his interviews. Nobody needs to know that he got his balls ironed. Brings up a too vivid vision IMO.

maybe....

cindigirl, sometimes you take his jokes too seriously. They were hashing over plastic surgery, and he said that while he hadn't had any, he did have his balls ironed. Do you really think he did that?

OK so take nothing he says serious. Gotcha!

It was a while ago, I was younger and not that much into him then. I took it serious.

Okay… George saying he got his balls ironed is kind of like the saying, “Man... he's got balls!” Well, George has iron balls! Now do you get it?

When someone “got balls” they have great courage. And add iron to that and what do you get? Great balls of iron courage.

LOL!!!!

Cinderella wrote:When someone “got balls” they have great courage. And add iron to that and what do you get? Great balls of iron courage.

Cindy, I thought George had "great balls of fire."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Boy, how we digressed from kissing a kiwi. Honestly, we all know he's got balls of fire, he's the hottest!

pattygirl wrote:Boy, how we digressed from kissing a kiwi. Honestly, we all know he's got balls of fire, he's the hottest!

If his balls are on fire, he might want to see a DR and stay away from the questionable women. LMAO

Love to see him stay away from questionable women, but I don't think a Dr is needed. I'd gladly take care of him and cool them down. It might take some time, but someone has to take it for the team and I wouldn't want anyone to get burned.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
kissing him surely would put me in a spontaneous combustion way.....

Cinderella: "Pari, I don't think anyone minds if anyone gets in between conversations. ..."

So sweet, thank you Cinderella I meant, in between "kisses" There was such passionate loving kisses going up to George from Pattygirl and Melbert and and and... that I just had to duck Now, there are balls of fire and lightning... iron power and everything... going zoom zooom ZOOOOOOOOOM ... FLYING HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAAAA

In the US it's called "DUCK AND COVER". Gotta be careful of the fallout. Can get kind of messy!

I'll buy one of them

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Attractive outfit. Man okay but no George.