Ted Casablanca's bitch-back

I wish you a pay raise for 2012, Zizi.
But hey, maybe you'll meet George Clooney and tell him what a good/fun drinker you are and he'll invite you to his villa

In my dreams, first we will be kick out from COH , when Katie is back.
But we had fun.

I understand zizi....

Naw, Katie won't kick us out
I am still for pulling a prank.
How about... going on and to every single thread and letting one go George would be very proud of us

be carefull...

Ok, SmartDonkey. What are you drinking??. Come to Cabo , I will be until Jan 5th. We will have fun and pull all kinds of pranks. If we will find G. Stacy will be history.

Somebody told me the Mochitos are quite good in Cabo.
After some we could go for a George hunt...
Stacy who?
And when we find him then we will pull some pranks on him.

I hope so!!!!!!

Haven't heard from Sad Donkey today... Poor donkey! Too much to drink... And someone told 'em to slow down!

Alright, can we use the 'Party in the kitchen' section for general chit chat and jokes?

This thread's about Ted Casablanca's posts about George.

Thanks

Ooooh Ted's at it again!

From E! The awful truth

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Dear Ted:
After seeing snapshots of George Clooney's latest jaunt to Cabo with Stacy Keibler, Cindy Crawford and her hubby, Rande Gerber, I wondered if Cindy and George ever dated back before she was married? You have to admit they would make a beautiful couple. Is that the Vicey vacay I'd like to think it could be, or just good old-fashioned beach fun? Could all of them possibly be Blind Vicers?
—Just Curious

Dear Cabo Wabo:
Look, Cindy and George may be hot together, but neither are having any trouble in the arm candy department. The two are just friends, but I can tell you more than 50 percent of the crew are Vicers. So I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

It would be very nice if someone could explain me or give me anohter word for Vicey vacay, Blind Vicers, Vicers My dictionary couldn't help me Thanks in advance.

boh
maybe from vice
as vicious people
(on vacancy)

ciao!

Thanks for your respond, it's me. But it doesn't fit in this context

@ Sad Donkey...from what I can remember, Ted posts at least one 'blind vice' each week in his column (used to be Fridays.) I think most other sites refer to these types of rumours/gossip as 'blind items', but I think Ted has always used the term 'blind vices' instead. He makes up names for the people in the gossip stories, thereby protecting their identities but also driving people insane trying to guess who the celebrities are that he's writing about. I find the language he uses now rather confusing, so don't really bother reading much of his columns anymore.

The terms 'Vicers' and 'Blind Vicers' refer to the unknown celebrities in Ted's Blind Vice columns. George was considered to be a 'Vicer' some time ago in one of Ted's stories. Ted is now stating above that more than 2 of the 4 (Stacy, George, Cindy, Rande) have been in his Blind Vice columns. (My guess is that it's the first three, as I can't see Rande being considered enough of a 'celebrity' in his own right to warrant a Blind Vice write-up from Ted, unless Cindy was somehow involved.)

The other term 'Vicey vacay' is a reference to these Blind Vice celebrities being on vacation together. Hope that helps.

Yes Duffy that helped a lot
Thank you very much for your respond and explanation

Yep, 'vice' just means something bad (a bit like a sin but not as strong). Smoking is often called a vice.

A vice in this context means something naughty, bad or illicit done by a celeb. A blind vice means a vice where nobody's telling who does the vice.

George's nickname in the world of Ted Casablanca is supposed to be slick brick. Google it and see what you find!

Katiedot wrote:A vice in this context means something naughty, bad or illicit done by a celeb. A blind vice means a vice where nobody's telling who does the vice.

Yes, that sounds like our George.

Some new words learned today
Thanks to you too, Katie

"Blind" to Ted means something hidden from the general public and not usually in the paps. And "vice" often refers to what is sexually outside normal societal standards A married couple that engages in a menage a trois would both have a "blind vice." While Ted occasionally refers to non-sexual behaviors in his "blind vice" label, such as heavy drug use, he more often alludes to hidden affairs indulged while on "vacay" or "vacation" fun.

Katiedot,
I googled "slick brick" and did not get anything. One of Ted's posters claims that G requested all references to his "personal life" be eliminated.

There is a heated debate that G is really "King Schlong." LOL "King" could refer to G's role in "The Three Kings," and that he is often called, not just an A-lister, but "The King of Hollywood." Also Ted says "King Schlong" " has lots of charisma" and can "command a room just by entering it." Ted's says the moniker is "the eternal bachelor," and "not an East Coaster or West Coaster, but has homes around the world." If this IS really G, there is a discussion that he did not care at all when he broke up with his girlfriend last summer, because he is always very active sexting and amorously involved with many. Again I do NOT know if this is really G or not; just many of Ted's clues IMHO only fit G.

For those COH posters who are not native English speakers, "schlong" is an old-fashioned, New York-style and Yiddish expression for an extremely "healthy and gifted" male part, usually associated with a man who has superior bedroom skills. LOL Now Katiedot, when are you going to start a new topic for this subject matter?

so
I was right
in some way


no?

davidarochelle wrote:Now Katiedot, when are you going to start a new topic for this subject matter?

LOL, whenever you want to start one! There are already a couple of threads called 'blind item' or 'blind vice' so I'd suggest starting there.

BTW: I'm pretty sure King Schlong refers to Leo DiCaprio.

Katiedot,
Thanks for your response. Some posters thought King Schlong also referred to Leo, even though almost NONE of the clues match. There was a very open and frank discussion of male "personal parts" online: Leo did come up to standards expected.

Dear Ted:
I just read in today's N.Y. Post that a psychic is predicting that George Clooney is going to become a father this year! Maybe you can be a godfather? That would be fun.
—MissP

READ: Did George Clooney and Stacey Keibler Have a Very Vicey Christmas Vacay?!

Dear Daddy Dearest:
And Elisabetta Canalis will be the mid-wife to help deliver that baby in the candlelight of the American Horror Story mansion?! Because Georgey popping out an offspring would clearly be the first sign of the end of the world.

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Katiedot,
I think we are both guessed wrong.

Dear Ted:
Is King Schlong George Clooney?
—LM

Dear Men of a Certain Age:
George is a little too old to be Schlong'ing around, but you've nailed it in the attitude department.

Not sure what Ted really means by this statement.

davidarochelle wrote:Dear Ted:
I just read in today's N.Y. Post that a psychic is predicting that George Clooney is going to become a father this year! Maybe you can be a godfather? That would be fun.
—MissP

READ: Did George Clooney and Stacey Keibler Have a Very Vicey Christmas Vacay?!

Dear Daddy Dearest:
And Elisabetta Canalis will be the mid-wife to help deliver that baby in the candlelight of the American Horror Story mansion?! Because Georgey popping out an offspring would clearly be the first sign of the end of the world.

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LOOOOL!

davidarochelle wrote:Katiedot,
I think we are both guessed wrong.

Dear Ted:
Is King Schlong George Clooney?
—LM

Dear Men of a Certain Age:
George is a little too old to be Schlong'ing around, but you've nailed it in the attitude department.

Not sure what Ted really means by this statement.

Ted means George isn't King Schlong but has a similar attitude.

a king size kind
you mean?

maybe an urban legend only

it's me,
Some men in and out of Hollywood are very insecure about the size of their "love muscle." Very silly, but true. Without getting too off-topic, I will tell you that a very popular plastic surgery practice for self-conscious men is "enhancement." Fat is taken from the man's stomach or behind and injected into his most "sensitive part." No joke. For the man IMHO who "has more money than cents (sense.)" I once dated a self-made young multimillionaire who had had it done, and was very proud of the result. Apparently having a PHD from Harvard, very good looks and body, Playgirl centerfold, and a vast amount of toys, didn't correct his childhood insecurity as much.

Now I am not saying G has had it done, or even needs to have it done. Personally I think it is not at all related to what makes a man a good lover. For some men it enhances their confidence and makes them more of a "cock hound" or player.

I still do NOT know what Ted meant when he referred to G's attitude. Was it a dis? Is he saying that "G THINKS that he is a good lover? Or that G used to be, or is now a "collector" of girls?

Katiedot, reading more of Ted's comments on "King Schlong" and his strong stage background and groupies, I am guessing Ted is referring to Justin Timberlake. The "jewels" statement is because his girl supposedly bought him a $25,000 cock ring.

mine
was a teasing

it's an old story that he is very well furnished

and I tend to believe at that

it's me
Maybe that's why there were rumors that he actually was "King Schlong" although that has been proven false.

who proved?


H O W ?

it's me,
Some of the posters on Ted's blog claimed that "King Schlong" was a moniker for G. Often MANY Hollywood stars fit most of the very racy descriptions from Ted, of "vicey" or sexually outrageous behavior. But Ted said that his stories of "King Schlong's" actions were NOT at all about G, just that G had the same "attitude" (whatever that means I really do NOT know). This has nothing to do with G's actual physical anatomy. Speculation is that "King Schlong" really refers to singer/actor Justin Timberlake.

ahhhhhhhh
girls attitude, then?

so confusing

From Ted;

Dear Ted:
The photo of George Clooney and Stacy Keibler in the white dress at the Critics' Choice Awards must have set off 1,000 wedding rumors! Intentional on her part? What say you oh wise one? And good god, Ted! Was it my imagination, or did Clooney actually make a reference to the size of Michael Fassbender's member at the Golden Globes?
—Jessica and Como

Dear Wedding Gowns and Groin Grumbles:
Slow the marriage train, J&C, because while these two certainly seem to be having fun (and why wouldn't they be?), neither is ready to commit to a lifetime just yet. That's right, even Stacy isn't itching to tie the knot at the moment. As for Georgey name-checking Fassy's junk? Yep, that happened all right. Fabulous, no?



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I guess I am the only one who reads Ted...

Dear Ted:
I saw a video of Stacy Keibler and George Clooney in which they say they are going to Greece this summer. Does that mean we will have to suffer them as a couple until then? Wasn't she supposed to be just Oscar date Barbie? Is that really a serious relationship?
—Askmuch

Dear A Broad Abroad:
The twosome has certainly lasted even longer than even I suspected. And while she's been great red carpet arm candy, the two actually seem to be having a lot of fun together. Who knew?! I wouldn't say they're soul mates, but it's definitely beyond Oscar Barbie bait.



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Hahahaha! Ted reads Celebitchy!! It's Kaiser on Celebitchy who calls Stacy 'Oscar date Barbie' isn't it?

Yep it is. I'n not so sure she will make it to Greece. That is several months away. Everyone is surprised she is still around.....now that is funny. They are having fun, notice it isn't yep they are in love......sounds and looks casual, two friends hanging out.

Today's Ted:

Dear Ted:
Us Weekly asked 11-year-old Amara Miller if she thinks George Clooney would make a good father. I like this Amara Miller and let's just hope that Hollywood doesn't taint her gift for speaking the truth. Let's also hope that she remembers her words when in 10 years The George Clooney Red Carpet Escort Agency asks her to come in for an interview. Just say nope. So funny. I still sometimes think George will surprise everyone and get married to a nice, normal woman. Am I just naive?
—Miss P

Dear Daddy Georgey?:
I'll level with you on Amara Miller, P—I too, found her phenomenal in The Descendants and the adorable gal is off to a very promising career in H'wood. As for your idea George will settle down and marry? Perhaps you should read Amara's interview again. Even the tween star said George "has fun being an adult." Code for: George enjoys being one of the hottest bachelors in the biz, don't expect it to change.



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it's me wrote:

I M What do you want pictures of ?

I sometimes find it hard to find my way around Ted's site it can get a little confusing. Thanks for posting Ted's replies. I think he is right that George is having fun so no reason for him to change.

Sorry Katie could not find the old Ted page , please move if you would like.

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Dear Ted:
Are you superstitious? So George Clooney's GF Stacy Keibler modeled wedding dresses in Hello magazine and said her style icon is Grace Kelly in the little interview. Do you think she is wishing for a movie role as Grace Kelly?
—Dimples


Dear Wedded Woes:
Wishing for a movie role…or a groom? Either way, I suspect she won't be getting it anytime soon. Stacy isn't stupid: She knows she has to cut her chops as more than just Georgie's arm candy before expecting to land any biopic roles. And she knows not to push her bachelor of a boyfriend to get serious…that's the fastest way to end up in Singlesville, after all.

Nice find!

I love how straight forward Ted is in this case. She's not good enough to go for such a big acting role and she knows it, plus she knows she'll never marry George.

Whew, I have to quit speed reading. I thought Stacy said she was like Grace Kelly, but it is just her style icon. That makes a little more sense.

Either way, Ted is right, in comparison to Grace Kelly - she has a long way to go!

Morning Mail! Has George Clooney Already Kicked Stacy Keibler to the Curb?

Today 6:30 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca


Dear Ted:
Did George Clooney drop Stacy Keibler for that wonderful pooch he was with on the beach? She seems to have disappeared, barely even tweeting for her fans. Did being girlfriend of George finally pay off giving her so much work she is too busy or is she just too busy packing for her long summer vacation in Italy? Ciao
—Dimples

Dear Sealed with a Keibler Kiss:
George and Stacy are very much together. Rumors swirled when Stacy opted out of the White House Correspondents' dinner, but she recently supported her hunky BF at his fundraiser for President Obama where the duo packed on the PDA. Trust, it'll be obvious when Stacy and George call it quits—there'll be another long-legged babe on Clooney's arm faster than you can say The Descendants


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