TOILET HUMOUR & INFORMATION

http://www.engadget.com/2010/12/15/regio-smart-toilet-is-self-cleaning-music-playing-and-definite/


Regio Smart Toilet is self-cleaning, music playing, and definitely overkill
By Joseph L. Flatley posted Dec 15th 2010 5:25PM

So, this is what the future looks like: the Regio Smart Toilet by INAX combines a bidet and a self-cleaning toilet with such features as automatic flushing and deodorizing, an automatic seat and lid, and dual flush modes, with a throne-side media player that supports an SD card reader for custom audio playlists.

We just hope that this comes pre-loaded with "You Dropped A Bomb On Me" by The Gap Band. Available in black or white at Crescent Supply in Lawrenceville and select retailers worldwide --
hit the source link to get one for yourself.

Joanna wrote:We just hope that this comes pre-loaded with "You Dropped A Bomb On Me" by The Gap Band. Available in black or white at Crescent Supply in Lawrenceville and select retailers worldwide --
hit the source link to get one for yourself.

Great new subject Joanna - and it gave me my BIGGEST laugh all day. Now as soon as I hit my first million dollars I'm going to dash out to buy this!

We've got one of these in riverside town nearby....I was terrified that it would start it's swooshing and washing and cleaning of all the floor etc while I was still in there !!!!



http://news.nationalpost.com/2010/05/19/torontos-new-automatic-pay-toilet-is-flush-tastic-but-cold/

Toronto’s new automatic pay toilet is flush-tastic, but chilly
Meghan Potkins May 19, 2010 – 2:37 PM ET | Last Updated: May 19, 2010 6:40 PM ET


Meghan Potkins/National Post

Toronto Mayor David Miller with the new loo.
David Miller, the Mayor of Toronto, today unveiled the city’s first automated public toilet, featuring retractable self-cleaning toilet seat.

The announcement was met with much pomp and fanfare, and attracted more media than any event since the city announced a budget surplus, the Mayor boasted.

The verdict of Howard Begley, the first person to use the new potty, was simply this: “The seat was cold.” Never before has a man been scrummed so soon after using the loo.


Meghan Potkins/National Post
Howard Begley
Twenty such toilets, which bear a remarkable resemblance to bus shelters, are planned for use across the city. After inserting a quarter, users are entitled to 20 minutes of privacy in the automated outhouse. The unit then seals up and automatically seals itself (once the user has vacated, of course).

The thing apparently cost $400,000. Maybe someone should have told city planners about this.

The new toilets will come at no cost to taxpayers but instead are funded by Montreal giant Astral Media. In 2007, Astral won a 20-year contract with the City to partner on the Street Furniture Project and will bear the brunt of construction and maintenance costs for various toilets, transit shelters, benches and litter receptacles in exchange for advertising space.

Jokes about the new toilet zipped around the Internet faster than stray toilet paper in a strong wind. Herein, a sampling:


@litztrinnear: First pay toilet lands in Toronto today… paying to pee? Geez louise, what’s next… Air!?

@keybeachguy: “I need more sleep. I thought I just read about a $400,000,00 toilet the Mayor just bought!”

@CashConners: Toronto’s first pay toilet opens to rave reviews today… Ppl giving it a 10/10. I’d give it a number 2

Really? People actually do lines of coke off a toilet seat???? Man, times have changed since I did drugs.......Gee-ROSSSSSSS!!!!

Well...it was Sweden dearie....

Joanna wrote:Well...it was Sweden dearie....

I don't know what that means.
(careful....do we have any Swedish posters on here.... )

Free Choice whether you want to watch this one or not...

Over 5 million hits....of a cat using the toilet !

TMI on Stilts


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwrel&v=zQbHS4YJOMc&NR=1

That's amazing - a cat doing his business in the toilet, reminds me of the cat box story of George doing his business in a litter box. There's something wrong with this picture in my mind. LOL

I can't believe I just found this !



http://www.poopreport.com/Contests/limericks_vote.html

There once was a man from Kentucky
Who thought he could fart and get lucky
He thought he could hold it
But the smell quickly told it
That he had just made his underpants mucky.

Hey cindi...are we the only mucky ones around ???

Joanna wrote:Who thought he could fart and get lucky. He thought he could hold it but the smell quickly told it
that he had just made his underpants mucky.

Hey cindi...are we the only mucky ones around ???

LOL Joanna - and I can get as mucky as the best of them. Don't forget I'm from New Jersey.

Oh yesss......

To pee, or not to pee: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
(or the gas and farts brought forth via the poisoning of food)

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
(or a lake of bubbles)

And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
(We'll bet no one got any sleep that night!)

No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
(that George's loud farts doth provide)

That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
(or a confirmation that George was sick!)

Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
(I'll bet he wished he was dead at some point)

To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
(ay the rub of Preparation H after a long night of wiping his ass)


Apologies to Mr. Shakespeare! But I couldn't resist!

well... all poet here
nobody would have guessed such
replay
to those... problems!

Lorna, you're a gas!
Oh, that was George and company gas cloud making it around the world to the States!!!

Lorna...
I think old Will would be chuffed !

Apologies to Johnny Cash x


"Squits" is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

You bunch of potty mouths! (little loo humor, there...)

cindigirl wrote:That's amazing - a cat doing his business in the toilet, reminds me of the cat box story of George doing his business in a litter box. There's something wrong with this picture in my mind. LOL

Well, let's hope that George was a true gentleman, and cleaned up after himself. LOL!!

Joanna wrote:Apologies to Johnny Cash x


"Squits" is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

MM wrote:

cindigirl wrote:That's amazing - a cat doing his business in the toilet, reminds me of the cat box story of George doing his business in a litter box. There's something wrong with this picture in my mind. LOL

Well, let's hope that George was a true gentleman, and cleaned up after himself. LOL!!

I think he did but not before he made sure his roommate (Richard Kind I think) saw the mess.

Like Croissants ??


http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_commercials/where_croissants_come_from.shtml

One Last Kiss

http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_adult_humor/one_last_kiss.shtml

He's busted. LOL

I wonder what she served him for dinner? Baked beans?

Oh yes.....Blazing Saddles

I can't access these links from work, but boy! they look fascinating....

It's a very funny web site Lakin

I feel some of us here might need a bit of light relief... ....if you know what I mean?

I was laughing so hard I did my own little tooting!!! and nearly peed my pants too!

Maggy wrote:

Joanna wrote:Apologies to Johnny Cash x


"Squits" is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

melbert wrote:I was laughing so hard I did my own little tooting!!! and nearly peed my pants too!

oooooOOOOOoooooo mel....what would our man say ??

Sound on for this one


http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html

Joanna asked me to post this for her.......ready????

There's another damn picture of me!!! Where ARE they coming from???? Too funny! Thanks Lakin AND Joanna!

Another goodie from Jo -
(mel, here's your cat.....)

Thanks Lakin for being the poster for me...

Credit for the cat originally goes to playfuldeb

....It's called Team Work Sisters !

Has anyone got a teenage son at home ?


http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_kids_cartoons/the_dancing_teenager.shtml

Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as
> aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia .
>
> One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the
> hangar with nothing to do.

> Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'

Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel
and get a buzz.
You wanna try it?'

> So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of
high octane booze and get completely smashed.
>
> The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised
at how good he feels.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!
NO bad side effects.

Nothing!
>
> Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
>
> Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
> Jim says, 'I feel great, too.
You don't have a hangover?'
>
> Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff --
no hangover, nothing.
> We ought to do this more often..'
>
> ' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
>
> 'What's that?'
>
> 'Have you farted yet?'
>
> 'No.'
>
> 'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in New Zealand '


>

OOOOO sorry gals....this is really lelacorb's fault for
mentioning Randolph Scott on another thread !

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...that's SO funny playful !!!!!

LOLOL Good one, Playful!

Unintentionally Sexual Optical Illusions

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those are funny and obviously appeal to you playful....
as a photographer of course....what else ????

No offense, Playfuldeb, but those "sexual" superimposed photos disgusts me! The second picture down, the girl standing on the bed with her back to the camera, it looks like my hair!...

Deb, liked the optical illusions! Some I had to really look at twice to see what was really going on! Funny!

Deb - these are priceless. So innocent yet so naughty!!

!

Those are funny pictures.