Angelina Jolie has told George Clooney he is not allowed to perform any practical jokes at her wedding to Brad Pitt

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Angelina Jolie has told George Clooney he is not allowed to perform any practical jokes at her wedding to Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie has warned George Clooney not to play any practical jokes at her wedding.

The actress is engaged to George's best pal Brad Pitt and while the couple are currently planning their dream wedding, Angelina is worried that the notorious prankster will ruin their big day.

A source told the National Enquirer: ''She doesn't want any practical jokes played at the wedding and she's not kidding.

''Angie personally phoned George, warning him that she was dead serious! George got the message loud and clear - especially after Brad followed up with his own phone call, making George promise to call a truce and put practical jokes on hiatus for his and Angie's big day.

''George finally gave his word, but admitted to pals it'll be tough to resist the temptation.''

However, if George does succumb to temptation and ends up playing a prank on the couple it will be Brad's fault as the 48-year-old actor previously revealed he was the one who originally started the feud.

He said: ''[When we were filming Ocean's 12 in Italy] I sent a memo to the entire Italian crew, in Italian, that said, 'Dear Crew: We wish you a wonderful shoot. George Clooney asks that, this is a very difficult role for him. He needs to concentrate deeply. Mr. Clooney asks that you try not to interrupt him, look him in the eye. If you do need to address Mr. Clooney, please refer to him only as 'Daniel' or 'Mr. Ocean.'

''It went on for two weeks. He handled it gracefully, but he was becoming unnerved, I think.''

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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are Oh-So Charitably Having Their Wedding In New Orleans

Natalie Zutter

That Brangelina, always doing things for the good of others! Now that he’s finally put a ring on it, they’re going to have the wedding of the century. It’ll be like the Royal Wedding was last year, except for legitimate celebrities.

My ovaries are already trembling in anticipation of all the cute ways they’ll put their brood of kids to work as ring bearers and flower girls. And even though this power couple is wealthy and gorgeous enough to get married in some stunning venue in the South of France, they’re settling for New Orleans instead.

At least, that’s according to the sources at heat magazine. Apparently the florists and caterers have already been booked, and plans are underway to hold the nuptials at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s huge mansion. I just can’t get over this quote from the magazine’s insider:

“People thought they would choose their house in France, but New Orleans makes so much more sense. They don’t have a permanent place in LA, but they have one in New Orleans. Also, they know how much money will be injected into the city if they wed there.”

Because when you’re having a celebrity wedding, the number-one thing to consider is the state of the economy for where you’ll be holding it. NOLA.com takes it a step further by pointing out that not only will Brad and Angie be pumping more money into one of their cities of residence, but it’ll make New Orleans look good when famous attendees like George Clooney, Tilda Swinton, Quentin Tarantino, and Jonah Hill touch down.

I just… No, there’s nothing I can say to argue with this. Brangelina is a strong enough force that they will alter the economy of wherever they get married. And the citizens of the city, whether it is indeed New Orleans or elsewhere, will stand there in open-mouthed awe, celebrating their celebrity saviors. This story is the definition of SMH.